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 Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:22 pm
Well, since we have a pairings thread... why not a CRACK pairings thread?
Basically, I'm going to take 36 battledomers. Roll 4 eight-sided dice. First die chooses one table; second a battledomer from that table. The third die chooses another table; the fourth, a battledomer from the second table. I'll do an example.
Then, once you've got your crack pairing... try to rationalize it!
1 - [ TomtaJolz ] Fanperson
2 - [ Baronne de la Nuit ] Alnette
3 - [ Emma of Bainbridge ] Hrothbert
4 - [ Emma of Bainbridge ] Emma
5 - [ Nyrk Saron ] Dr. Strauss
6 - [ Beautiful Envy ] Xiomara
7 - [ Nyrk Saron ] Nyrk
8 - [ Kazuma Kaito ]
9 - [ Stranger Gallon ]
10 - [ Bonniebluejeans ] Bonnie
11 - [ Visher Leonidas Wulfgar ] Visher
12 - [ Vii Star ]
13 - [ Snowy Zombie ] Suzy
14 - [ Completely Uncensored ] David Tracer
15 - [ Completely Uncensored ] Romulus
16 - [ Completely Uncensored ] Remus
17 - [ TomtaJolz ] Oil Chick
18 - [ Kaokie ] Kaokie
19 - [ The Answer is False ] Dr Question
20 - [ Drathi ] Drathi
21 - Eris
22 - [ Incorrigible King Rusty ] Rusty
23 - [ Incorrigible King Rusty ] Cort
24 - [ Lord Discord ] Discrod
25 - [ winterraven89 ] Raven
26 - [ Valgaror the Vicious ] Valgaror
27 - [ Amiante ] Am
"Updated" 07/24/10. Terribly out of the loop. SOS.
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Snowy Zombie rolled 4 8-sided dice:
6, 3, 5, 6
Total: 20 (4-32)
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:25 pm
Example I rolled four eight-sided dice. My roll was: 6 / 3 / 5 / 6 Set 6, person 3 is: Valgaror the Vicious.Set 5, person 6 is: Zachary Charon.So, my pair is Valgaror x Zachary. I would then put a short story of how they got together. If I can't, I just say that I pass; this is to be used sparingly, when you truly don't know how it could work. Everyone got it? Good! Go ahead and post.
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TomtaJolz rolled 4 8-sided dice:
5, 2, 8, 3
Total: 18 (4-32)
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:27 pm
Let's figure this one out...
Lieutenant Kaokie x Nazynri - Alien
Hmm... What lady could say no to a tentacle beast? rofl Definitely an odd couple, for sure!
OH, and I don't see Werecavy up there... I think people might relate to that one more than Custodian Juan. wink
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Othien rolled 4 8-sided dice:
2, 4, 7, 3
Total: 16 (4-32)
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:31 pm
Michelle, my belle.
These are words that go together well,
My Michelle.
Kazuma Kaito and Anastasia Taserov.
They met in a battle, of course, in which they were evenly matched. Both were so unused to finding someone exactly at their level. It turned out they had so much more in common. They stood out often because of their strange names and both were strange creatures of some sort ( her a vampire, him some sort of thorned thing). They took to talking, soon were the best of friends, and eventually they discovered some passion buried deep inside of them. Then they had wild sex.Michelle, my belle.
Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble,
Très bien ensemble.
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Nazynri rolled 4 8-sided dice:
8, 6, 1, 3
Total: 18 (4-32)
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:35 pm
Bwahaha, I like this thread <3
Let's see.
Abby x Sapphire Desire.
...Uhm.
In an alternate universe, Bianca Ghiaccio found Abby in a dark alley one night; she noticed the girl looked very downtrodden. The ice mage asked the young golem what was wrong, but Abby began crying. Bianca, concerned, took Abby to a nearby tavern, intending to comfort the girl by letting her rant...but the bartender messed up their order.
So um...stuff happened.
They've been inseparable ever since.
[I got nothing. sweatdrop Sorry!]
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TomtaJolz rolled 4 8-sided dice:
1, 6, 3, 3
Total: 13 (4-32)
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:38 pm
More crack! More Crack!
Oh gawd, I've been scarred! gonk
Dai Shutao x Dark Samus
Ehehehe.... It was a dark and drunken night... And well... I'd use a Coyote Ugly joke here... but eeee... that might be stepping on some toes... Let's just say this was only an alcohol-induced one night stand...
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Snowy Zombie rolled 4 8-sided dice:
8, 7, 5, 5
Total: 25 (4-32)
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:38 pm
I should probably go, huh?
And I changed Juan to Werecavey.
Golden Gladiator x Extra Shine He sparkled so well in the sunlight... and, well, her name was Extra Shine. She couldn't just let him sparkle more fiercely than she did. So, she set up several traps to dull his sparkle - from chicken feathers to turning off all the lights, she dimmed him down so that he hardly ever sparkled any more. Then one day, he caught her. He was so angry, but she was so beautiful, and sparkled like he once had. He fell instantly in love, and they had many sparkly babies. v xD
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Paladin 2012 rolled 4 8-sided dice:
2, 2, 4, 4
Total: 12 (4-32)
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:46 pm
Nyrk Saron X Remnus.
It was a peaceful afternoon, when Nyrk was polishing his gun. Then something caught his eyes. He was big and well muscled and Nyrks mouth went dry at loss for words. It was Remnus, and he was there talking to a guardsman. Nyrk was jealous of the guardsman and shot him. Then he approached Remnus and stood there. Remnus raised his eyebrows, and then whispered to Nyrk. "Hold me." So they did, until Remnus dragged the exorcist to his royal chamber, and turned on Barry White. Then it was a steamy "battle to remember."
TNP: What did you think of my pairing story?
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Othien rolled 4 8-sided dice:
8, 8, 4, 1
Total: 21 (4-32)
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:47 pm
Michelle, my belle.
These are words that go together well,
My Michelle.
Crack Pairings are Crack.
oAo
Dream Chaser x Lightning Angel.
In an alternate reality Battledome... she fell in love with him. Lightning spent months and months trying to avoid the event of his death, that she had seen happen in this reality. She finally did, and after being rescued from the grip of death he tried to only thank her - but she cut him off with a kiss. They can be seen sometimes in the alternate reality, walking around the arena holding hands and kicking a**.Michelle, my belle.
Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble,
Très bien ensemble.
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Ficchu rolled 4 8-sided dice:
4, 7, 3, 5
Total: 19 (4-32)
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:48 pm
Nazynri - cyclops and Blood Jester Loki, eh?
Loki was having a lovely day. He was huggleglomping women left and right. Enthusiastic, he huggleglomped a particular woman without seeing who it was. It turned out to be the Cyclops. Both were shocked by this, and certainly the results would be unpredictable. AND THEN THE NINJAS SHOWED UP! Loki and the Cyclops teamed up to fight off the horde of shadowy warriors. Afterwards, they went to a bar together and lived happily ever after.
The End.
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TomtaJolz rolled 4 8-sided dice:
6, 8, 7, 3
Total: 24 (4-32)
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:52 pm
Match making with a drunken cupid! (Heh, old avatar memory... Cupid 2.0 )
TomtaJolz - Yaoiman x Anastasia Taserov
Oh geez... lemme 'spalin... TBE
Ah, Anastasia a vampiric herb expert and Yaoiman... the bi demon spirit porn star. Yaoiman went to fetch some "enhancing" herbs from Anastasia. She had them, and offered a demonstration seeing the stud before her. He is a porn star after all... He's a lust-hungry bastage! xd Yeah, that was a wild, wild pairing.
Though, those who know the storyline... I don't think that'd be possible w/o someone else's permission. xd
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Ficchu rolled 4 8-sided dice:
4, 5, 1, 3
Total: 13 (4-32)
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:00 pm
I'm probably gonna end up posting here until someone gets one with me.
Scribbler and Sapphire Desire
Scribbler was stuck in an artist's block. She was busy trying to make an all-powerful monster for someone to fight in the Battledome, yet all of her drawings kept ending up as crap (not literally). Needing inspiration, she went to the Battledome. There, she ended up fighting Sapphire Desire. However, Sapphire was even shinier today than usual. Her shine was OVER NINE THOOOUUUSAAAAAND, so Scribbler's scouter broke. This upset her, as her artist's block made it so she couldn't draw another one. Feeling sorry for Scribbler, Sapphire offered to give her inspiration. What could be more inspirational than LOVE.
-cue montage-
And they lived happily ever after.
And Scribbler got a new scouter. This one was red.
THE END
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Snowy Zombie rolled 4 8-sided dice:
5, 6, 6, 4
Total: 21 (4-32)
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:09 pm
'Roll, roll, roll the dice!'
Zachary Charon x Viper the Femme Zach loved fast cars. Viper loved- okay, maybe not loved. But she had some strange obsession for Zach. The two went on long car rides together, and much fun was had. And how hot is it to have sex in the back of your car - with your car?
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TomtaJolz rolled 4 8-sided dice:
6, 5, 2, 4
Total: 17 (4-32)
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:13 pm
I would love to see someone roll two of one person's avatars dating... (IE Scribbler x Box )
Mort Blauer x Kazuma Kaito
Kaito and Mort sat at a bar... the fermentation in their drinks must've been might powerful (or at least in Mort's) where he used the vampiric hypnogaze... And they went into the casket and... invented the term " Pine boom box."
Sorry, that's the best I got for those two. >_<
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