Just some random questions... I happen to- The title, you get the point.

1. Why isn't it considered cannibalism for a shark to eat a fish?
2. If less is more, how can so many people get cheated?
3. If bigger is better why are "plus sized" models considered a controversy?
4. Why are the most easily angered people the ones who practice patience?
5. What if Bugs took that left turn at Albuquerque?
6. If turkeys stare straight up with their mouths open in the rain... How are they not extinct?
7. If a**l sex isn't considered sex, does that mean gay people are really just chronic masturbaters?
8. What does that make lesbians?
9. If 2 hermaphrodites are having sex is it considered gay or straight?