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 Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:22 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:52 pm
Hard Knock Life by Jay Z blared out from the speakers and no came out for a good minute as the song continued to play. Then announcer got a clue and announced.."From Green Bay, Wisconsin and weighing in at 240 lbs! Jay 'Handsome' Hackett!"  It was then that he stepped out in a strut and moving smoothly along with the beat, Jay's shoulders moved side to side and his head followed in a bobbing manner. He had a mic in hand and made no notice to the fans on either side of him, but allowed his free hand wave a middle finger all the way down the ramp. Upon reaching the ring, he rolled in and started running his mouth as the music subsided."Yeah! Yeah! Ya'll wanna know who I am?! Ya'll wanna know?! I'll tell ya who I ams! I was the boss of the 'Handsome Hunks' and his dumb a(--) had to go and just up 'n leave over some muthaf(-----) hardcore sh(--)?! Shii(----)! Now look at his face! He uglified his dumb muthaf(-----) self! Scars all over and sh(--). Take a look at what he used to looked like!" Pointing at the screen.
"Yeah, see thas me and there's him, but see my smile has whiter teeth. I'll tell you how that happened! See, he use to eat coffee beans. I'd tell him, 'Don't eat it.' he tol' me, 'I'm goinna eat it.' tol' him, 'Dont eat it, don't ya eat it.' he say, 'I'm eatin' it.' and he ayte it. That's why I have whiterer teeth then he and he shorter than me. And one day, the final day we teamed weres before our match the other guys put rodent poo in his beans an' mix it up. Well he scooped it up, popped in his mouth, took a bite and just had this look of confusion, the guys just were sniggering and bust up laughin'! I's laughin' too, I ain't goin' lie! He started to gag and then hack an gag and puked! Ha! We were rollin'! I'll tell you what! We had our match that night and won. In the mornin' he had got up early and left while I was still sleepin' an left. I hadn't seen him til' now. I tried lookin for him, but he dressed up as bobo da foo! Check da big screen again, I'll fast track through it!" "Look at him! Wearing his sumo suit and that stupid clown nose! A damn joke! Show the one with the wig." "Now he wants to be some kinda fruit, with ah flower in his hair and wearing a raggedy old jersey that I wouldn't even use as a rag! Torn up shorts.. shoes he should be ashamed to wear.. let's move on to the next of '08."
"Now he's in a uniform that makes me almost proud of him despite that he's been keepin' me down ever since he found a foo' to let him take over their promotion, callin' it GzW. Put up the last one."
"Hair looks like crap, face looks like sh(--), and yet I still can see despite all his scars that, that bi(---) hid his face for four years and thought I would forget all about his a(--)! The guy you know as Guy Cancer is ah racist ****** hater's who's real name is K-.... ......."
The crowd was not going to stand for Jay's potty mouth any longer and the racial slur just infuriated the mix of fans of GZW, GWWF, and EEW, to refuse Jay any more time on the mic, as they roared out in jeers and boos, muting him out!
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:59 pm
Driven by Sevendust blows out, around, and throughout the arena. Guy came out with a mic in hand and in the same way as Hackett, moves, clothing, and all. Except he wore a mask and hat. He didn't enter the ring when he got to the end of the ramp, but instead he hopped from side to side, keeping his adrenaline up and then he stopped. Grabbing the the right horn of his hat and pulled it off, the mask being attached to the hat, he threw it into the crowd and began to run his own mouth. "Glad to hear you're so obsessed with me. Not like your keeping such a close eye on me that it's practically stalking and that's not creepy at all, not at all. In fact, it was so great hanging out around you and especially so when you incisted that all white people are rascist, no matter what they may think. You wanna explain that one to all our fans?"
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:08 pm
Hackett lifted the mic and was quick to verbally retaliate against Guy, but being sure to be careful with what he says to keep from infuriating the crowd.
"Shut your dumb fu(-----) mouth! You are in need of me and ya goin' to be nothin' again now that you don't own any promotion! Shii(--), you goin' ta be sh(--) worthless withou' me again! You don' even have a Championship on you or even comin' your way now that Cartwright ownz your dumb a**! What you got to say now?! You shi(----) (----) (---)!"
Ok, maybe the last word wasn't a word of profanity. But the way he kept on with his cursing, who really cares.
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:30 pm
 As Hackett was still going off in a seizure of cussing at Guy, Brick Lamer, a man Guy had hired in GCW to keep Archangel from winning a Championship match, had came out from behind the curtain and began to make his way down the ramp. Guy wasn't aware of Bricks emergence, as his back was facing the entrance and tried to cut Hackett off from his profane hissy fit."Whoa, whoa! Jay, Jay, Jay! You need to start thinking straight! You're in a No DQ Match with me!" Guy gave a small smile and with a touch of sarcasm, "You got to think about what I'm going to do to your 'Handsome' face! I'm no barber, but I- Aurgh!!" Brick had finally reached Guy and bashed his head on the ring apron, rolled him into the ring for the match to start. Hackett yelled at the ref to start the match, the ref complied, signaling for the bell and it rang a 'Ding ding!' and the match was now underway as Hackett just kicked Guy out in a roll back to Brick! Brick Lamer grabbed Guy, handled him to set him up for a move and walked over to the steel ramp, keeping a tight grip as Guy started to struggle, but to no use, Guy fell victim to a Flapjack Spinebuster right on the cold, hard, unrelenting steel! Guy could only open his mouth to let out a silent scream and arch his back to the side, stomping the ground as if to stomp the pain away from rattling his spine!"......................!"     Suddenly the theme music to 'Go Go Power Rangers' blared out, sending a look of total confusion on the faces of Brick Lamer and Jay Hackett, quickly making it apparent that they had nothing to do with this and four Rangers came out making a stance on stage, then performing a few over dramatic swift moves and stances, finally three of them went running down the ramp to the rescue of Guy Cancer!
In the arch, Guy had spotted three men in silly outfits come running down toward him and rolled to the side and out of the way as Brick was in a ready stance, ready to take them out. And boy did he take them out! He gave a double clothesline to the Black and Red Rangers, sending them quickly and immediately down and out! The Green Ranger had some standing ground luck, giving a hard punch to the head, Brick pretty much just running into the punch with the double clothesline. Stumbling back, dazed from the hard right, the Green Ranger continued the attack with kicks to the knees as he shook his fist, from the punch as it might have been a little too hard. Brick quickly caught up to speed when he saw that he was being beaten a few steps away from having his back against the ring apron and he wasn't going to have any of that, giving a kick to the midsection to the offending Ranger, ending his momentum!
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:31 pm
Now gaining the upper hand, Brick grabs hold and picks up the Green Ranger for a Suplex, but ended up leaving the Ranger hanging! As he was stalling his Suplex, Brick turned his attention to Guy and walked over simply for the purpose of intimidating him with his strength and a little trash talk. Stuck in the Standing Suplex, we would've seen a red face by now from all the blood rushing to the Green Rangers head, if he weren't wearing a full cover mask.
Done with his trash talk, Brick steps back, positioning himself to have the Ranger Suplexed onto the steel ramp for maximum damage! But just before he finally hits the Suplex he is delayed by an alarmed Hackett, waving his arms and pointing, trying to warn Brick of a coming danger! Brick stupidly tilts his head to the side and contorts his face in confusion. If Brick had been wiser, he would've turned around, instead of wasting time to look on at Hackett in confusion. But, noooo! And Brick Lamer is treated to a Low Blow by the Pink Ranger from behind!
The Green Ranger, saved by the Pink Ranger, was dropped to his feet as Brick buckled and the Black, followed by the Red Ranger, had finally gotten over their clothesline to help with the beat down of Brick, giving kicks and stomps. This gave the Green Ranger time to recover and pull Brick Lamer up and in for a Spike Piledriver on the steel ramp! The damage done, the Rangers saw this as their job was well done and returned back up the ramp, exiting backstage. Hackett was too much in a rage to notice that Guy had snuck over to the side of the ring, pulled out an ancient N64 console from under the ring and rolled in!
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:16 pm
Guy rushed up from behind and hit the N64 across the back of Hackett's head, sending his tumbling from over the ropes and down to the floor! Holding the back of his head, Hackett struggled to get to his feet in a hurried scramble to escape. Guy wasn't going to stop there, as he leapt from the mat to the middle of the top rope and delivered a Springboard Hurricanrana to Hackett, Hackett's body hit the pole! Now, Guy was a little woozy from springing right back up to his feet, right after delivering the Hurricanrana to Hackett, but he quickly shook it off and rolled Hackett back into the ring.
Guy followed after, rolling in right behind Hackett and waited in a crouch, as Hackett slowly and painfully holding his back, made it up to his feet, only to be given Guy Cancer's signature move, Frostbite! This sent Hackett back down to the canvas and sprawled out on his back! Apparently this wasn't good enough for Guy, as he turned around to climb to the top rope of the turnbuckle. Could it be?! Yes! Guy took to the air and let another one of his signatures, The Raindrop, come crashing down on Hackett! This had to have put Hackett away for sure! And sure enough, Guy made the cover and the referee made the three count for his pin and then raising Guy's arm, as the victorious winner of this Grudge Match!
When his arm was released from the referee, Guy scooped up the N64 and rolled out of the ring, pulled out a white permanent marker, signed the N64 and hopped over the barrier, handing the signed N64 to a kid. "Here. It still works, kid." Guy then made his exit into the crowd of fans.
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