The Magic 'Soda' Machine

[Reddragonsx]

If the world were ending.....

You are in front of a soda machine. Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back!
Your post starts with "Gets ......" and concludes with "Inserts ......"
Example:

First Person

Inserts: A chicken

Second Person

Gets: Pie
Inserts: A shoe

I'll start:

Inserts: A banana

.....Would you kiss me?

 

[Ice Moon Dragon]

Gets: Banana Peel
Inserts: Barbie Doll  

[Reddragonsx]

If the world were ending.....

Gets: A living person 0.o

Inserts: stick of gum

.....Would you kiss me?

 

[Ice Moon Dragon]

Gets: "Gum Gum" Travel Size Idol (From Night At The Museum
Inserts: Quarter  

[Reddragonsx]

If the world were ending.....

Gets: A quarterback

Inserts: an egg

.....Would you kiss me?

 

[Ice Moon Dragon]

Gets:Chicken
Inserts: Paper Heart

Finally solved the oldest question!  

[Reddragonsx]

If the world were ending.....

Gets: a piece of string

Inserts: glitter

.....Would you kiss me?

 

[Ice Moon Dragon]

Gets: Magic bean
Inserts: Reddragonsx (>.>)  

[Reddragonsx]

If the world were ending.....

Gets: a refund >.>

Inserts: Ice Moon Dragon

.....Would you kiss me?

 

[Talioth]

Gets: an Ice cube

Inserts: A Racoon.  

[Reddragonsx]

If the world were ending.....

Gets: can o' rabbies

Inserts: strawberries

.....Would you kiss me?

 

[Talioth]

Gets: Strawberry Cheesecake

Inserts: Parachute  

[Reddragonsx]

If the world were ending.....

Gets: A life token

Inserts: Stolen life token <.< >.>

.....Would you kiss me?

 

[Talioth]

Gets: Police Officer

Inserts: Handcuff  

[Ice Moon Dragon]

Gets: Get out of Jail Free Card
Inserts: Rage