If the world were ending.....
You are in front of a soda machine. Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back!
Your post starts with "Gets ......" and concludes with "Inserts ......"
Example:
First Person
Inserts: A chicken
Second Person
Gets: Pie
Inserts: A shoe
Inserts: A shoe
I'll start:
Inserts: A banana
.....Would you kiss me?