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 Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:25 pm
Did something awesome happen in the guild that does not need to be forgotten; some sequence in the chat or a funny typo in a post? Post it for all to see!
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:04 pm
petticoats and bows Yoko: I AM GOLD HEAR ME RROOAAARR -- Mrrf. -is tackled-
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:55 pm
 By Muffin < 3petticoats and bows Let the naming of the Christmas green commence!The_Muffin_Puppy Very imaginative of you there, Winged. petticoats and bows Uhhm. How 'bout. Yuth? Christmath? ... or Green. Green is always good. Edit I like Hollith, actually. The_Muffin_Puppy She's going to become an actual christmas thing now isn't she? petticoats and bows Yes. I think she should. biggrin And she should have a rider equatable with Santa, damn it. The_Muffin_Puppy I think she should be riderless. Makes her more magical. Seta Ichidou Clauth.
S'ta.
Edit: DAMN IT WE AIN'T GO NO SUCH MAGIKUL STUFF! -ptooey- The_Muffin_Puppy She's my creation, Winged! She can be magical if I so wish it! And with that I bid you goodnight!
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Stark Raveling Mad Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:49 pm
it all started out innocently enough... arrow dnarrow hi Randi and Winged. i'm doing pretty good new avvie heart  Seta Ichidou You're somehow molten and spewing lightning at the same time. I'm perplexed. arrow dnarrow burn baby, burn
it's an inferno! Seta Ichidou B-but...the laws of nature...they've been DEFILED! gonk arrow dnarrow lightning is considered as cold fire. besides, it can also start it edit: AND, when a volcano blows you usually get lightning too [/scientific babble] Seta Ichidou -shakes head- No, no, NOOOOOOOO!
-flees to spread news of the apocalypse- arrow dnarrow the sword is creating the lightning. not me stare Mandralyne Yes! I have shown up just in time for the end of world! I hope its better than it was in 2012... arrow dnarrow wait... how'd we get into the future? hi Mandy Seta Ichidou NOOOO! -slams into Mandy screaming about a platypus on fire- arrow dnarrow *whacks Winged over the head* what have you eaten today Winged? Mandralyne Hey Arrow, Hey Winged. *falls over. grabs Winged* Calm down Winged. No flaming platypuses are going to eat you. We went into the future via a lame movie from the past. Seta Ichidou THE PLATYPUS HAS COME TO EAT YOU! -points shaking finger at Arrow-
IT. HAS. COME. arrow dnarrow *grabs giant hammer and clubs Winged* that actually sounds like a good fanfic Mandy Mandralyne Play nicely you two. Do you need me to go find the boss? edit: What sounds like a good fanfic? Seta Ichidou IT'S ATTACKING, BEWARE THE RABID PLATYPUS! arrow dnarrow here drink this *hands Winged a cup of fellis juice* Mandy, set your whip on fire! Seta Ichidou NOT THE DRUGS! I REFUSE TO GO BACK ON THE DRUGS!
-tackles Arrow and whacks with a tuna- EN GARDE, YOU EGG LAYING MAMMAL! Mandralyne I'm just trying to look domineering and menacing when I'm really not... A flaming whip wouldn't do any different. -slices tuna and makes sandwiches- STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU!Randieh
WITH POISONOUS BARBS ON THE BACK OF YOUR WEBBED FEET
Seta Ichidou WE MUST END THE CRUEL REIGN OF THE PLATYPUS! END IT NOW! arrow dnarrow *eats popcorn while tuna catches fire* aw c'mon Mandy. lets see Winged freakout more. it is rather entertaining dramallama Mandralyne You think? It's kinda scaring me this afternoon. -hides in corner-arrow dnarrow really? i find it hilarious. want some popcorn? Mandralyne Sure. -takes a handful- I went to all of the stores in town today and there are no Wii's left. None until Tuesday. sad and that's all... for now
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:40 pm
some people need only the slightest prompt.... petticoats and bows I need to talk to Josh. emo I can't call him because his mother would come over and stab me in my sleep, and my father would likely do the same when he saw his number on the phone bill. And I have no gas to sneak over and pick him up. ANDANDAND. We need to work some stuff out. Communication is so DIFFICULT sometimes. emo emo emo Randieh
Get IM and don't save Chatlogs.
Seta Ichidou Get a carrier pigeon and threaten its nest so it won't talk. Randieh
Get an elaborate system of mirrors and light to flash Morse code messages at one another.
Seta Ichidou Disguise yourself as a pizza delivery guy. Randieh
Go over to his house and ring the doorbell.
Carry out a normal transaction until you hear the 'untz untz' music.
Seta Ichidou Then rip off your disguise to reveal your true identity as Spiderman. Randieh
Cast your web out the window and swing away while the camera pans around you, getting a good look at the city's skyline and the depth to the ground below to make your feat seem all the more impressive.
Seta Ichidou Face down your arch-nemesis of the moment with a determined look, which cannot be seen through your mask. Charge your foe before being knocked aside like a rag doll, repeat.
Repeat. Repeat. Randieh
Get the s**t beat out of you and lie there like your dead as your enemy strides/floats/swings his way over, all the while talking about how you've truly fallen and how great his victory shall be. Just as the audience loses hope, twitch one or two fingers.
Seta Ichidou Twitch some more. Finally rouse, groaning as you rise to a seated position before your nemesis turns around and finishes you off in an unexpected plot twist.
Die. Arika Susena ....what are you two talking about?
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:54 pm
arrow dnarrow some people mistake me for my mom too pranks are great when the subject doesn't have caller id but then, if you do saying mike's pizza when you answer the phone is also funny Shiallah No, Kit, what's funny is when you answer the phone and say (with perfectly deadpan voice) "City Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em." My grandfather did that when his wife's boss was calling. rofl
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:26 pm
Shiallah You wouldn't fool with a post in here, would you? No. So don't do it there. Randieh
Pff. This is the best part about being a mod. You guys don't even know.
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:30 pm
arrow dnarrow ooook...... topic change please? Seta Ichidou
Y'iro and W'reh death match.
WhowinsGO.
Shiallah W'reh. 'Cause he's cute. And inspires many Shia pictures. Randieh
Why are you trying to put two gimps up against one another?
They start fighting for two minutes then W'reh's arms give out and Y'iro starts coughing.
No body wins. Ichidou comes in to find them both passed out on opposite ends of the room.
Seta Ichidou
I don't know, he's cute but not the brightest bulb in the box. Y'iro might pull an underhanded sleight and there goes the match.
EDIT: STOP RUININ' MY FUN. D<
Randieh Seta Ichidou
but not the brightest bulb in the box
D< Seta Ichidou
Oh don't even give me that look missy. talk2hand
Seta Ichidou
I didn't say he was dumb! I just said he isn't winning any not-dumb contests.
...oh wait that came out wrong.
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:17 pm
Shiallah How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity A Guide for the Chronic-Boredom Sufferer1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For sex’ 6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 13 Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. Randieh Shiallah 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS 'Doing this.
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:09 pm
petticoats and bows Vay and
Vay smothered a giggle. "That scamp. He had a bruise or two but this is the first I've heard of that. We've been cramming in some final, important dragonhealing lessons for Threadfall. It's such a relief to have an extra pair of hands! After a break like this it'll be a sloppy fall."
The bluerider leaned back in her chair, contentedly chewing on a roll. It was one of those fine spring days when she didn't feel ill or tired. And I just ran out of Oreos. WTF.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:32 pm
Randieh
Meh, DRoP was not the first nor will it be the last time a person "bonds" with a mythical creature. It's a very common device used to explain how people aren't killed by the giant toothy things.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:34 pm
Randieh
300/1000 words I need to write tonight. Woot!
Seta Ichidou
The next 700 should be Winged's Getting a Burrito Tomorrow. Repeat.
Randieh
I will do this. Only for you.
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:49 pm
arrow dnarrow Minno stared in horror. The Oreos were all gone. "How is that possible?" She was beginning to shake now. "I haven't even had one!" She broke down into hysterics. xd dramallama
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Stark Raveling Mad Vice Captain
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