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 Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:08 pm
"A 'spooky bakesale'? Pfff. My nana's attic is scarier than this." Outside the massive entrance to the party, you spot a small stall. The rickety little thing seems to be build out of twigs and ready to snap any moment. A plastic table sits next to it, laden with sweets, treats, and the occassional trick. Two silver haired girls wave you over. They're short and sort of shifty looking. One is holding a plate of cookies, the other is smoking. They stare at you intently, obviously expecting you to introduce yourself. Once you do they greet you cheerily, and then launch into an obviously previously rehearsed speech;  :Would you like to buy a dessert? We have any kind you can imagine! And it goes to a good cause!And by a good cause, we mean we're going to use it to buy alcohol and drugs. Happy whatever, kid.: This area is for aimless, light chatter, activities and baking recipes. Meaning, talk about...anything! Don't let the little girls unnerve you. They're harmless, unless provoked. Though something seems...off...
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:11 pm
"Activities? More like DUMBtivities." The little girls present to you treat after treat, each one with a little sticker attatched to it. Whether or not the sticker is intentional, you are uncertain. When you ask, they blabber incoherently. Finally, the shifty gray one starts making sense;
: Oh, those? haha. Yes, when you buy cookies, they come with the sticker on 'em, right? Well, when youpurchase the cookies, you write a number on the sticker and give them to us. After the party's over, we choose a winner through a random number and that lucky winner gets their very own orphan! Cool, huh? Course it is. I made it up. COOKIE RAFFLE CONTEST:
Instructions:
'Buy a cookie' for 1g. When you want to buy a cookie, send a trade to Viperface with the number you want in the trade title. When the trade is completed, she'll add your number to the list with your name next to it. You can get as many numbers as you want for 1g each, but no multiples! On the last day of the party, viper will generate a random number from 1-5000 and the person holding that number will be the winner!
Price of Each 'Cookie' (entry):
1g!
Prize:
One (1) Certificate of adoption, Valued at ~15,500g.
Deadline for entry:
Last day of the contest! You notice a little sign next to the stall. It is a small, animated image, with what looks like a black haired girl and the shopkeeper Brennevin holding hands with a little heart floating up between them. The two girls notice you and giggle. :Like our sign, do ya? It's cute! It's our manager and her 'husband in her head' whatever that is...Either way, we keep it up because she tells us to. But she sucks. I mean, we don't even get smoke breaks! So, tell you what. Occassionally we'll throw this sign into the crowd and whoever catches it first will get some gold. Capiche?: SIGN CATCHING CONTEST:Instructions: Occasionally, Viperface will post up this image: When she does, be the first person to quote it and win a prize! Easy peasy. Price of Each Entry:None, free! Prize:1.5k for each quotee. Deadline:The last day of the party. Expect a lot of these the last day! *hinthint* -More contests to be added-
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:51 pm
"Winner! Winner! Winner! Here, take this cheap lead-painted prize!" Cookie Raffle Numbers:
Ritz:2, 13, 8, 1, 21, 7, 34, 45, 56, 67, 78, 89, 97, 101, 207, 397, 483, 573, 987, 673, 821, 406, 597
cubicalCheesePuffs: 1250-1350
Lady Zelda Dragoness: 4000-5000
Sign-Catching Contest Winners:
[insert quote of winners here]
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:10 pm
looks like we're all set. wink
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:34 pm
: hee hee! welcome everyone! we're open for bizness! 4laugh
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:47 pm
: Post or I'll knock your block off. Yeah, that's right. I know you have a lego fetish.
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:45 pm
Fukkin' s**t. Still no Case evo? Holdon, gonna go shank a b***h.: :Well, there's no set schedule, and-- Hey, sis? Hold still for a moment and close your eyes. This'll only hurt a lot.:
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:16 pm
: Kekeke...Did you hear? Murder...Maybe the sword isn't mightier than the pen, but the chainsaw is.Oh dear! this will never do! What will the other forums think?! Good thing we still have our wits about us ..for now.
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:40 am
biggrin ay two...the ghosties and goulies have escaped their cages...And the festivities have just started. Will the friendships we'e made fall apart? Is someone we know...the killer?: :Who knows? Best to hold a seance, just in case.
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:00 am
"Stop it, Zero! I'm hungry too. Jeez!"
A grumbled admonisment was followed by the entrance of a young man...Or maybe it was a woman. Hard to tell. Anyways, eyes would be drawn away from secondary sexual characteristics at any rate by the tiny Gogh Reed Dragon that appeared intent on consuming the person of undefined gender's ear.
"Hi, I'm Unbi," (s)he said, flashing a smile at the two girls, "This is the bake sale, right?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:05 am
Oh....
Suddenly this becomes very sad. But then I think of Wickit in his apron.
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:16 am
dakki-dono Oh.... Suddenly this becomes very sad. But then I think of Wickit in his apron.
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:24 am
dakki-dono Oh.... Suddenly this becomes very sad. But then I think of Wickit in his apron. ...That will haunt my nightmares for years to come...
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:26 am
Heh. Apron... That was oodles of fun.
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:55 am
xD that pink apron will be remembered by our grandkids, no?
*goes to make tombstone*
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