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 Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:48 am
Here's the deal-yo-yo. I post a wish, you ruin and post another wish for someone to ruin etc.
Don't look at me like that, its fun! (Maybe its just human nature...)
Ex: I wish I was rich
#2: Granted, but its leprechaun money
I wish I was famous
Ex: Granted, but its all grannies
etc...
I'll start. I wish I could go to Japan.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:09 am
Granted, but you'll be put in a zoo and treated as some foreign, freakish and unknown species.
I wish I could shape-shift
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:14 am
Granted, but you'll be horribly mutilated and incomplete.
I wish I could play guitar.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:20 am
Granted. But when you go to learn to a play song, you have to keep playing without a break until you know it.
Oh, and it'll make rats follow you :3
I wish I was the most gorgeous person in the world
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:29 am
Granted, but you'll be photographed 24/7 with no sleep, and everyone will vie for your attention without rest.
I wish I had to ability to be invisible.
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:46 pm
Granted but you can never become visible again. Everyone forgets about you since they can't see you.
I wish I didn't have to take calculus.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:19 pm
Granted, but now you have to do every single other mathematical subject under the sun, including all the very complicated ones that you have no chance at.
I wish I had my wordcount all up to date.
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:59 am
May those who accept their fate be granted Happiness
Granted, but it's all stolen from Wikipedia.
I wish I spoke ten languages.
May those who defy their fate be granted Glory
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:54 pm
Granted, but you can only speak in opposing pig latin when conversing with anyone who speaks your ten languages.
I wish I was finished with the laundry.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:02 pm
May those who accept their fate be granted Happiness
Granted, but you have to scrub down an entire city.
I wish I could dance.
May those who defy their fate be granted Glory
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:22 pm
Granted, but it's all Russian Folk Dancing.
I wish my back didn't hurt.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:47 pm
Granted, but now your a** hurts.
I wish I had time to write.
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:20 pm
May those who accept their fate be granted Happiness
Granted, but you have to write essays on the origin
of lotion.
I wish I had Japanese people to talk to.
May those who defy their fate be granted Glory
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:28 pm
Granted, but you don't know what they're saying.
I wish I lived on planet Pluto (XD!)
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:22 pm
May those who accept their fate be granted Happiness
Granted, but it's not a planet anymore.
(The ultimate depressor!)
I wish I had more acting skill.
May those who defy their fate be granted Glory
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