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 Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:33 pm
We, as pirates, are lounging on our ship enjoying the celebration of the birth of the IIB...
Wait,
What's that in the distance?
Is that another ship-- no-- no that's an animal? A squid? A shark? A giraffe?
No- its- it is the KRAKKEN!
Holy F-CK- I don't want that! Mart! Turn the ship around! We gotta get out of here---
But, the tenticles smash down upon our ship. I rush to get my treasure chest and rum, as godzilla scurries in to my pocket and Alex grips onto Gaara. The Krakken takes in the seawater and swollows us all whole.
Oh shiz, we just got eat'd.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:29 pm
-stands up- what jsut happened!? gonk please dont tell me this is a stomach! Ewwww -pokes internal stomach wall- SQUISH
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:34 pm
hmm... Sam...only you could get us ate by a Krakken...and survive inside the damn thing.
*CrossStich jumps out my bag* Let's get out of here
Lets blow this thing up...Anyone have TNT??
Anything to leave this thing without having too see tenticals again... DX The Japanesse made me hate anything with tenticals...
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:37 pm
noooo!! we cant blow up mr krakken!! gonk dont kill him!!! dont kill him!!
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:41 pm
Then are we going to make him puke, sneeze or other vile methods of escaping a giant sea creature??
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:44 pm
*squishes* Hehheheheheeh.
OKAY MEN!
*stands up*
I saved the rum.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:46 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:50 pm
You bet. Alright. So... who's ever dissected a Krakken before? Anyone?
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:11 pm
...we can get this thing to sneeze by burning the run -.- I seen it in Ponocio...though that was with a whale
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:23 pm
Gross, I don't want to be mucus. Plus, its too damp in here to build a fire even if we had the supplies... which we don't.
/whips slime off shoulder
Even though there is stomach acid over us--- F-CK WE'RE GONNA GET DIGESTED!
*tried to climb up stomach wall and back into throat*
ITS NOT WORKING! FUUUCK.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:52 pm
*takes the rum and pours it out* lets get this thing drunk, hopfully its the kind of drunk that pukes
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:21 pm
My rum!!! That was al I had left! Its not gonna do anything! A couple bottles of rum can't get this giant monster drunk!!!
gonk
*rubs ground of where rum once was*
It's gone---
*sinks through floor*
capitaine sam!
*
*falls into er... some other squishy place*
Ah...
*looks around*
Lolwhut?
/Godzilla pops outta pocket.
The rum made the last level absorbant I guess. Where are we now? The liver?
Yes? The f-ck?
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Teruteru Hanamura Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:32 pm
Well, at least I've got my water meat.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:41 pm
Well, looks like we're just gonna have to travel our way outta here. Maybe if we can get to the throat we could climb ou---- WTF ARE THOSE?!
/Points to scary moving creatures.
Looks like white blood cells to me.
Are they suppose to be that big!?
Well... the krakken is pretty big.
/White blood cells start to approch.
If we're quiet will they go away?
White blood cells attack intruders.
...oh. FUUUUCK
/SCURRIES!
*
Oi!
*Tugs on Okages sleeve and points to white blood cells swarming around them*
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:39 am
 Well Sam, you shouldn't be drinking at your age...*looks around*...where'd ya go??... geez, leave me to fend for my self...lets thing... If i learned anything from that big fish thingy in Zelda (or was it something else, can't remember)...I need a Zora to help me with the puzzles...also there should be Octoroks...but I have no shield to deflect the things they spit back at the...hmmm
Lets just go that way *points to a big door*
It's going to lead to a puzzle or other random thing...but ok biggrin *runs to the door and goes through it Zelda for N64 style*
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