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Osage Archer Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:36 pm
OK so around Christmas time last year the story below was posted in a chat room and I got a big laugh out of it. So I saved it on my computer so I could share with others.
ENJOY!! and God bless.
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:13 pm
No really, that is HILLARIOUS! Its killing me....
I have a sponge at the top of my tree...
It is shaped as a christmas tree though. THAT as a star on top.
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Elliptical Paradox Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:26 pm
Wait. How'd the angel get up there?
...................................OH! I get it!!!
rofl rofl rofl lol!!
But i just realised, we hav a star on the top of our christmas tree! Xp
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:53 pm
man, that is funny!
though at the top of my tree I have Gaara (from Naruto) just for fun ^^
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:06 pm
Meister DC man, that is funny! though at the top of my tree I have Gaara (from Naruto) just for fun ^^ are you serious??! thats AWESOME! I wanna do that.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:23 pm
Meister DC man, that is funny! though at the top of my tree I have Gaara (from Naruto) just for fun ^^ LOL wow really?! thats funny and different.
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Osage Archer Vice Captain
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Osage Archer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:25 pm
Kered_T No really, that is HILLARIOUS! Its killing me.... I have a sponge at the top of my tree... It is shaped as a christmas tree though. THAT as a star on top. Glad you liked it!. So you have a sponge shaped like a star on top of your tree?. Or did I misunderstand something?.
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:11 am
Woah, I didn't even know that Kered had a christmas tree!
Cool spong though!
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Elliptical Paradox Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:30 pm
Osage Archer Kered_T No really, that is HILLARIOUS! Its killing me.... I have a sponge at the top of my tree... It is shaped as a christmas tree though. THAT as a star on top. Glad you liked it!. So you have a sponge shaped like a star on top of your tree?. Or did I misunderstand something?. Well......its a sponge shaped like a christmas tree. which we put on our christmas tree... And yes DC, i do have a christmas tree. YOU don't this year though. Or do you?
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:50 pm
Course I do!
We bought another one ^^
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:02 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:31 pm
But I left it at my aunties house, I.e. It's on another country to me....
lol
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