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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:19 pm

I'm up for any challenge, multiple people welcome.

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:22 pm

Im up for it Mofo. You wanna start?

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IX_Muffin_IX

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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:51 pm

multiple, u cant even handle one
just take it slow and watch and learn from the best of the best son
now my name is matt
im strong boy
aint nobody got the right to call me fat
u ur just a toy
can be broken like a stick
but just watch what happens when i stab u in the neck with an ice pic
dont p***y out
nobody defies me
when i bring it and u defy me the whole audience will yell and shout.
im the at the top of the bar u see
take a walk to hell but dont mess with me
ur better off lookin like p***y and sippin on some tea
u try to break ur bi.tc.h ***** habit
but the next day ur back at it
i bring the fire
but ur the guy nobody wants to hire
u piss me off
ur like an even more retarded version of rudolf
ur pathetic give up
when u walk in the room and say "sup"
everybody laughs at u
when people are asked bout chu they just dont know who
get out
theres no need to cry and pout
guess u pissed off santa
rudolph theres no need for more of ur dumb s**t banta

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:21 pm

klig1994

multiple, u cant even handle one
just take it slow and watch and learn from the best of the best son
now my name is matt
im strong boy
aint nobody got the right to call me fat
u ur just a toy
can be broken like a stick
but just watch what happens when i stab u in the neck with an ice pic
dont p***y out
nobody defies me
when i bring it and u defy me the whole audience will yell and shout.
im the at the top of the bar u see
take a walk to hell but dont mess with me
ur better off lookin like p***y and sippin on some tea
u try to break ur bi.tc.h ***** habit
but the next day ur back at it
i bring the fire
but ur the guy nobody wants to hire
u piss me off
ur like an even more retarded version of rudolf
ur pathetic give up
when u walk in the room and say "sup"
everybody laughs at u
when people are asked bout chu they just dont know who
get out
theres no need to cry and pout
guess u pissed off santa
rudolph theres no need for more of ur dumb s**t banta

Well, you tried, kid, you really did, and you maybe even think you won./
This silly little white boy, holding firm to that pixelated gun./
Come on, son, you're as hard as a flubber's d**k flacid in a rubber./
You talk hard online, but in real life, you're just a b***h who whines and studders./
Though online, you sit and lie, as if you can commit a crime as a gunner./
But in real, you're not bangin' s**t, spinnin on d**k is WAY too funner./
We know your type, the only girl you ever kissed has been your mother./
And sex? Psh, you use your hand to play around more than poor 'ol Glover./
You're just another wack wannabe, steadily trying to get at me./
It's sad to see, it's gettin' old, this white boy getting mad at me./
If I can't even handle one, maybe God posted something I miss./
only cause, when it comes to a diss, you'd really need the help of his./
It's also annoying to see how most of your s**t didn't even rhyme./
Even worse that it didn't even make sense more than half the time./
I wouldn't lie, and what's this s**t about talking about the fat around your waist?/
Is it just me, or did that sound like you took an old rhyme, and copied and paste?/
You have no taste, just go out down the street and go and kick some rocks./
Your dreams of beating me has less chances of happening than you with Megan Fox./ (see his lame picture and text by it in his profile. e_e wink
Especially since you're confused, maybe you don't know yourself that you're a f*****t./
Test yourself, look at a d**k, I bet you'll scream "I GOTTA HAVE IT!"./
I don't see how sippin' on tea makes me look like a p***y, it's actually my favorite drink./
And let's admit, it's far more less gay than the sperm you gulp in just one blink./
The references about santa, because of the holidays is getting old./
But for it's sake, to let you know, I'm done burning you, turned you to coal./

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IX_Muffin_IX

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Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:24 pm

(haha i like how u saw that on my pro xD )

dude ur rhymes dont even make sense
u can use all da comas u want
but it doesnt matta if the phrase aint in the right tense
im the real deal son this aint just a taunt
i play the part i do what i say
hasnt this been shown in my actions every single day?
every single time i write a bad rhyme
theres always somthn to go with it like a crime
its easy to diss
once somebody has already spat their s**t
well when i rebuttal i know ur about to take a piss
now im not ur opposition son watch and learn a little bit
if i was fighting hard u would already engulf urself
dont go thinkin ur all special ur just another book on the shelf
and u got a problem with white males?
or is that just another excuse for ur fall in crack sales?
whos toppin those charts
its eminem
he breakin dem other rappas down into little parts
those are elements. whats that? hes one of "them"?
well u cant beat a white boy if u tried
now shut up im not sorry that when u were small mj raped u and u cried
and i aint full o s**t like u
i was tappin kim khardashian a day
u can only name mj when i ask who
dude u dont phase me
im unstoppable u see
theres only one thing to do when ur fightin somethin that cant be beat
u run as fast as u can nd hope it gets tired and will stop
but i never get tired u see and i outrun u and u face defeat
ur nothing u have no place in hip hop

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:42 pm

klig1994

(haha i like how u saw that on my pro xD )

dude ur rhymes dont even make sense
u can use all da comas u want
but it doesnt matta if the phrase aint in the right tense
im the real deal son this aint just a taunt
i play the part i do what i say
hasnt this been shown in my actions every single day?
every single time i write a bad rhyme
theres always somthn to go with it like a crime
its easy to diss
once somebody has already spat their s**t
well when i rebuttal i know ur about to take a piss
now im not ur opposition son watch and learn a little bit
if i was fighting hard u would already engulf urself
dont go thinkin ur all special ur just another book on the shelf
and u got a problem with white males?
or is that just another excuse for ur fall in crack sales?
whos toppin those charts
its eminem
he breakin dem other rappas down into little parts
those are elements. whats that? hes one of "them"?
well u cant beat a white boy if u tried
now shut up im not sorry that when u were small mj raped u and u cried
and i aint full o s**t like u
i was tappin kim khardashian a day
u can only name mj when i ask who
dude u dont phase me
im unstoppable u see
theres only one thing to do when ur fightin somethin that cant be beat
u run as fast as u can nd hope it gets tired and will stop
but i never get tired u see and i outrun u and u face defeat
ur nothing u have no place in hip hop

I like how you assumed that i thought white MC's were whack./
Most of my all time favorite MCs are white, matter of fact./
Or was that just an excuse to try to fill up some lines?/
And try to cover the fact that your s**t was whack more than half of the time./
Oh and extra points for originality, you started off with a line of mine./
But I don't blame you at all, kid, the worlds a better place with my rhymes./
All honestly, battling you got so very ********' tired./
I think you shoulda checked the date on your lines, i think they all expired./
We went from lame holiday jokes, to rappin' about a molestin' MJ./
Even though he's now dead, and your jokes are still real gay./
I thought you were smart enough to realize that i already won./
This should have ended after the 1st round, why are you still going son?/
I'm too tired, i just got off of work, I don't even feel like doing this./
Which is good for you, little kid, you can now go back to sucking d**k./

(lets end it at two rounds, i'm not feelin' it anymore.)

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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:27 pm

first of all u dont know s**t
i tried to teach u a little bit
it blew up in my face
i gave u a chance boy but right now ur just a big disgrace
first off i dont use ur shitty lines
im not like a sorry b***h that always whines
u dont know how to rap u ignore the main points a make
u just skipped it when i proved that s**t right so now it yur soul ima break
ur a racist hatin us white boiis
u hypocrite ill break u like i broke that baby's toys
nobody can truly take u serious
this aint a real rap freestyle u made ur just delirious
i spit this s**t cuz nobody else can do it like me
its weird how u talk about dicks so much u dont talk bout no shes
well i like gurls homo
u just lost it dont go to that robot like domo
two rounds like i said i dont tire
u shouldve run faster before u took a break but now u burn in the fire
thats my crib i live in hell u see im the grandfather of damien
god cant save u now amen
satan is my son
u see my descendants were the ones who invented ur gun
i know my s**t is weird
but that is no reason for u to get all scared
ur in hell now my son
theres nowhere to run in the fire nowhere to run
fire is fire and im always there
theres no use in hell for an emotion such as fear
all u feel is pain
u cant feel in ur pants that stain
whatcha relevant to
you look at me still but u dont know who
u see im nobody you know
so just stop defyin me and take it slow
ur already beat
it wont help u just cuz u dont acknowledge defeat
callin me little i am this fire
i cant grow anymore theres no need for more pyre
im more than than a deviant
theres nothing now which u can say to describe me which will be relevant
you look at me but dont know who
you dont know nothin bout me boy you dont know what i can do.
here ur last chance give up cuz id take nothin from the world w/ ur demise
ur just another wannabe rapper kid that the gurls despise

im done here
as soon as u exit the audience will just stare as the see me source of the deepest of fears

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