User ImageThe NiGhTmArE Clown's song
(sung to"Little Town Flirt" by Del Shannon)

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Here she comes... The NiGhTmArE Clown!
A living bad dream you'll wish never came 'round!
She's a cute little girl, I know,
And she's wearing a red clown nose!

.............But when she goes "Tee hee!" , just run...
.............When you hear "Tee hee hee hee heeeee!"
.............Don't be fooling around with The NiGhTmArE Clown!

Here she comes with a gleam in her eyes!
She's gonna have fun! A demonic surprise!
It's gonna get really bad, you know,
When she makes us a part of her show!

.............So when you hear "Tee hee!" , just run...
.............When you hear "Tee hee hee hee heeeee"
.............Don't be fooling around with The NiGhTmArE Clown!

I know just how you feel! You hope this isn't real!
You hope it's just a bad dream!
Well, I'm sorry but that's just not so!
When she shows up, you just gotta hope
Maybe this time she'll play nice!
(A-woe! Woe! Woe!)*
Here she comes! The NiGhTmArE Clown!
She's gonna turn everything upside down!
But when she really starts having fun
Is when you'll really wish that you could just run!

.............Oh, when she goes "Tee hee hee hee!"
.............When you hear "Tee hee hee hee heeeee"
.............Don't be fooling around with The NiGhTmArE Clown!

(Here she comes!) You better run and hide now, boy!
(Here she comes!) Let's try to get away now, yeah!
(Here she comes!) You better run away now, boy!

* Spelling intentional