Welcome recruit. I am Taiyuh, the humble leader of this team. Not to be mistaken with the red team leader, that's my evil twin.
If you wish to stay part of this team, there are a few things you need to know.
- In this team, sarcasm is encouraged.
- If you don't know something, ask Google.
- All illiterate posts will be creatively edited.
- All posts are subject to flame. Even if you are a mod.
- The only goal of this team is to claim all the cookies. What happens to those cookies within this guild is another story, one that you may tell.
- If anyone asks for real life advice, you must tell them to do a barrel roll.
- Insulting /b/ is mandatory.
- All the rules of the internet must be broken. No exceptions.
- The blue team owns only because I (and anyone I happen to like) owns. Everyone else fails. No exceptions.
- You may insult me, but depending on my mood I might abuse my authority.
- No god modding.
- Yes, we expect you to read our minds.
- If any regular member seems stupid to you, that's only because you are stupid.
These rules will be changed whenever I feel like it.
