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the_forgotten_thought Captain
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 Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:50 pm
ok, i know cybering isn't allowed on gaia, but i'm not gonna give you guys the convo or anything. i just wanna tell you guys this really funny story, alright?
so i was on my cuz's account for zwinky or something cuz he let me play on it while he was doing homework. now, for those of you who have never been on that site, most of the girls are sluts and ask to cyber left and right. so finally, i just caved and was like, "sure, let's go."
then it started getting weird. every other chat bubble was her adding another food item! first it was like, "then i add whipped cream" then a few minutes later, she's like, "then i spread honey" and then "cherries" and after awhile i just told her:
"ok fatass, this is just getting retarded. i gotta go!" and i went somewhere else on the site. hahaha.
i swear, it's like a four hundred pound virgin was talking. it was so stupid.
anyways, that's when i learned not to pretend cyber. now i can't make peanut butter and honey sandwiches without laughing. haha
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:24 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:08 pm
What you should have done is played along and began doing weird foods, like "Now I smother some bacon with Miracle Whip and Nutella and shove it up your a**" or "Then I spread chocolate syrup, Campell's Chicken Noodle soup, and toothpaste all over a cake and smear it across your tits".
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:43 pm
Lol I like your idea Alien Hex Feind XD
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:29 pm
Now thats ******** up blaugh
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:14 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:45 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:12 am
the girl disturbs me greatly with her food fetish O_O but you're kick a** with your responses! they make me giggle blaugh
and i know how you feel with fake cybering -.- it's so lame you don't ever want to again [i did it with a girl for kicks and it ended up more like a rape cuz i couldnt think of anything to say so i was just like....*moans and wiggles a little* very lame XD
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:52 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:16 pm
Souve the girl disturbs me greatly with her food fetish O_O but you're kick a** with your responses! they make me giggle blaugh and i know how you feel with fake cybering -.- it's so lame you don't ever want to again [i did it with a girl for kicks and it ended up more like a rape cuz i couldnt think of anything to say so i was just like....*moans and wiggles a little* very lame XD well when in doubt, wing it! i was doing it one time (again, same slutty sight) and i would get all sadistic on her. by the end, she was practically dead and yet she was still saying it was great and we should do it again tomorrow. stupid internet whores. haha
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the_forgotten_thought Captain
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Real President of Nothing
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:57 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:08 pm
Bahahaha!! I almost Pissed myself laughing...! rofl
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:36 pm
 Well, you should just put her in some cage and eat all sweeties you can imagine withought her rofl 
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:29 pm
You know me and my friends were talking about how you dont see hookers on streets as much anymore. And now we know why. Why should they sell themselves when they can get their kicks online? burning_eyes
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:54 pm
"That would be a good place for some product placement. Cyberers (?) could make good money with food companies.
I takes HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE SYRUP and drip it down your chest, before adding some REDDI WIP WHIPPED CREAM to each breast.
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