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 Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:19 pm
For convos that are too epic/funny to lose. first up!: Quote: [22:14] Good night guys
[22:14] cya tomorrow
[22:15] Night.
[22:15] later.
[22:15] |<-- Steven has left irc.sorcery.net (Quit: Page closed)
[22:15] what'd i miss?
[22:15] NO
[22:16] THE STRAKEN LEFT
[22:16] GONE! HE'S GONE!
[22:16] NOOOOO
[22:16] !!!
[22:16] * Kai kills off all Straken's characters
[22:16] BUT HE SHALL RETURN! THE ONCE AND FUTURE STRAKEN!
[22:16] really?
[22:16] XD
[22:16] oops.
[22:16] Would this be a bad time for the Gorilla to suggest him going to sack-nap?
[22:16] * CadetNewb lolz
[22:16] sorry, I'm outta phoenix downs.
[22:17] and naw, you're good.
[22:17] Dammit Kai, you made me do a small spit take on my laptop!
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:07 pm
Didn't realize you guys miss me so much. Here's my addition: Quote: [00:02] <@Strakey> am i an email account? [00:03] <@Kai> what? [00:03] <@Strakey> there is an @ symbol in front of my name [00:03] <@Kai> yes. [00:03] <@Strakey> i am email [00:03] <@Kai> you are now a Mod. [00:04] <@Strakey> does it hurt? [00:04] <@Kai> no. [00:04] <@Strakey> aww
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Straken Lord Riverine Crew
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Straken Lord Riverine Crew
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:55 pm
Quote: [23:04] == GrandpaKerning [webchat@f3019481.dsl.lsan03.3e6fd2e2.net.hmsk] has joined #bhotr [23:04] =(
[23:04] I am so dissappointed in you, grandson!
[23:04] all this time and only a Captain?
[23:04] SHAME ON YOU!
[23:04] == Straken has changed nick to Steven
[23:04] <@Steven> YOU"RE NOT MY FATHER!
[23:05] == GrandpaKerning was kicked from #bhotr by Steven [GrandpaKerning]
[23:05] == GrandpaKerning [webchat@f3019481.dsl.lsan03.3e6fd2e2.net.hmsk] has joined #bhotr
[23:05] I'm your father's father, piddle-squat.
[23:05] <@Steven> .....
[23:05] <@Steven> No! I cannot defeat him!
[23:05] Don't you shut me out!
[23:06] I know where you live! You live in MY HOUSE YOUNG MAN!
[23:06] <@Steven> I live wherever this military takes me
[23:08] == GrandpaKerning was kicked from #bhotr by Steven [GrandpaKerning]
[23:08] == GrandpaKerning [webchat@f3019481.dsl.lsan03.3e6fd2e2.net.hmsk] has joined #bhotr
[23:08] not good enough.
[23:08] > sad
[23:09] <@CadetNewb> I'm gone for a bit, and I miss all this awesome? XD
[23:09] <@AFKai> lawl
[23:10] <@Steven> XD
[23:10] Ban me, you piddling little piece of worthless pig0dust!
[23:10] <@Steven> LEAVE ME ALONE!
[23:11] <@Steven> I became my own man the day I moved out of that ghost town you call a home! Oh wait! that is right, that town was destroyed!
[23:12] <@Steven> Aw, too soon?
[23:12] No thanks to you, worthless grandson!
[23:12] You were supposed to protect Ovid!'
[23:12] <@Steven> Id like to see you do better!
[23:12] and what did you do? your ship turned its pansy tail and ran!
[23:13] <@Steven> I am CO of the best squadron onboard the best ship in the fleet! I am no pansy!
[23:13] Feh. I was CO of that squadron before you were even born! I am the REASON Green squadron is always the most Elite squadron on board any Terran ship.
[23:15] <@Steven> Last I checked the most flying you ever did was in boarder disputes and fighting rebels! I am fighting ******** Lizards, you decrepid old man!
[23:15] <@AFKai> nice retort, Straken.
[23:15] <@AFKai> You win.
[23:15] == GrandpaKerning [webchat@f3019481.dsl.lsan03.3e6fd2e2.net.hmsk] has quit []
[23:16] * Steven 's self-esteem has grown by 5 points
[23:16] <@CadetNewb> lol
[23:16] * CadetNewb is surprised that Steven has not leveled up.
[23:16] <@Steven> One or two more Draths should do it
[23:17] <@AFKai> what's steven's dad's name?
[23:17] <@Steven> Marcus
[23:17] <@Steven> his grandfather's name is Sean
[23:17] == MarcusKerning [webchat@6ca5f063.14055af6.99.29.imsk] has joined #bhotr
[23:18] <@Steven> ******** NO!
[23:18] <@Steven> ZOMBIE!
[23:18] Ghost.
[23:18] * Steven gos to grab his trench spike
[23:18] <@Steven> goes*
[23:18] Hah. Physical objects. I remember those.
[23:18] <@Steven> SHUT UP! YOU ARENT REALLY THERE!
[23:18] * MarcusKerning makes s**t levitate
[23:19] <@Steven> STOP THAT!
[23:19] hrm?
[23:19] How's you grandpa? I haven't visited him yet. Afraid to kill the old man.
[23:19] <@Steven> I just cleaned this place up! dont go moving my s**t!
[23:19] * Pilot pops some popcorn...
[23:19] <@AFKai> I'm having too much fun with this.
[23:19] <@Steven> he is as decrepid as ever
[23:20] He wasn't that decriped last I saw him.. Man, that was how long ago?
[23:20] * MarcusKerning forgets when he died.
[23:21] * Steven is not telling
[23:21] How's your mother? Haven't seen her yet.
[23:21] she must be alive.
[23:21] <@Steven> SHE DIED BEFORE YOU DID!
[23:21] ... Oh yeah.
[23:21] damn, where'd she go?
[23:21] you forget things pretty fast up here.
[23:22] <@Steven> SHE WENT TO HEAVEN! UNLIKE YOU!
[23:22] <@AFKai> this is what I get for not knowing Steven's history that well.
[23:22] * Steven points this all out in his histories
[23:22] Was I catholic? I must be in Purgatory. My son liked me.
[23:23] <@Steven> I would like you more if you were gone!
[23:23] Well, since you're so polite about it.
[23:23] i mean, Dang, I jusut wanted to visit.
[23:23] <@Steven> I love ya dad, but for fracks sake, man, you're dead!
[23:23] right right.
[23:23] that's what they call it these days.
[23:23] later.
[23:24] * Pilot reminds the audience that he was also levitating s**t.
[23:24] * MarcusKerning slowly discorporates
[23:24] == MarcusKerning [webchat@6ca5f063.14055af6.99.29.imsk] has quit []
[23:24] <@Steven> NOW MY s**t IS SCATTERED EVERYWHERE!
[23:24] <@AFKai> hahaha
[23:24] * Steven goes to picking up his room
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:56 pm
Quote: [23:51] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axUqCLsU2rQ&feature=related
[23:51] It's just a very iconic part of the series, and I was just completely amazed that you could not understand it.
[23:52] biggrin
[23:52] Pilot. smile
[23:52] Watashi no Kare Wa, PILOTTO~
[23:52] -->| Pilot (matriximpo@427e58d.device.6ca6d619.edu.hmsk) has joined #BHoTR
[23:53] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:53] AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:53] Lawl
[23:53] BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:53] oh my GOODNESS
[23:53] that was awesome.
[23:53] we summoned him.
[23:53] WE SUMMONED HIM!
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:27 am
Quote: [01:24] I think this is one of my best ideas for BHotR yet.
[01:25] Hell, you could make a web-slinger.
[01:25] Spider-marine, Spider-marine, does whatever a Spider-marine does! Can he swing, form a Web? yes he can, and shoot you dead.
[01:25] =3
[01:25] *lols*
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:34 pm
[19:30] WHERE IS THE NEWB.
[19:30] * Blackbird punches Newb in the back of the head.
[19:30] * Kai rapes Newb's dead body
[19:30] I mean...
[19:30] WOAH WOAH WOAH
[19:31] Look.
[19:31] Necrophilia isn't cool.
[19:31] And e-necrophilia isn't much better.
[19:31] Rape your friends all you want, just not after they die.
[19:32] DEAD BODIES CAN'T SCREAM, THAT TORTUROUS CRY IS THE HEART AND SOUL OF RAPE.
[19:32] .....
[19:32] I call an end to this discussion.
[19:32] * Lapdraug giggles.
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:14 pm
[15:02] He looks good for despite his age. He is like Sean Connery.
[15:02] <@Gwathdraug> Was the Admiral a voice for a dragon once too?
[15:03] What are you talking about? He is a dragon, and his grandson is a wyvern
[15:03] <@Gwathdraug> Haha.
[15:04] <@Gwathdraug> So, was Steven's father the Wyrm then?
[15:05] No. Wyrm are ground dragons aren't they?
[15:05] <@Gwathdraug> In most cases yeah.
[15:05] <@Gwathdraug> Sometimes they are just smaller dragons.
[15:05] <@Gwathdraug> Depends on what your going with.
[15:05] <@Gwathdraug> But, yeah they usually have no wings.
[15:05] All the times I heard of 'em, they burrowed in the ground
[15:06] So, decidedly not.
[15:06] Marcus was one of the best pilots the navy ever had
[15:06] <@Gwathdraug> HE NEEDS A NAME.
[15:06] <@Gwathdraug> razz
[15:06] * Straken makes it his mission to come up with a good nickname
[15:07] <@Gwathdraug> The Moonies must worship the Kerning line. XD
[15:08] Dragoon
[15:08] <@Gwathdraug> And first came the dragon, he who could destroy whole armies within the span of a single second. Next came his son, the Dragoon, who could (moonies makes elaborate flying gestures with his hand like the Ewoks talking about the space battle) fly faster than any other and had a flawless score...
[15:08] hehe
[15:10] <@Gwathdraug> The Dragoon has passed beyond us though. But, the elder one, the Dragon, has remained. And with his age his power has only increased. His breath more deadly and his claws sharper. (sketches the Hymn out in the dirt) This is the weapon of the Dragon, and even the master Drathonians fear it. All fear the Dragon!
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:38 pm
That's uncreative Kai.
<@Dyna> yeah, well, you have a small p***s.
My d**k is huge and your butt knows it.
[unrelated gibber.]
<@Dyna> pfft. you couldn't fit a sewing pin in my butt, and your junk flew through with tons of clearance.
Oh. My. Wow.
That was ******** hilarious.
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:14 am
[22:51] "Hey Fred! Y'know who else's gotta' a hairy chest? Y'momma."
[22:51] Yeah. How'd ya know?
[22:52] "Well, considerin' I wass' plowin' her tha' night before, it wasn' hard t'see."
[22:53] alright Ill stop talking
[22:53] She was incinerated when the Drathonians vaporized the British Isles 15 years ago.
[22:54] "Musta' been Hindlow's motha', then."
[22:55] Must o' been.
[22:58] "Y'know, Cibo taught me a new word. Dumbshit. I kinda' sorta' see what she made tha' word for." *Is making a frame with his hands, with Fred in his sight.*
[23:00] "Really now? You want to run tha' by me again you leprechaun reject?"
[23:01] "No problem, y'juice'd up needle d**k! You sir, are a dumbshit."
[23:03] "You must be Grumpy. Where are the rest o' the dwarves?"
[23:04] * Blackbird giggles
[23:04] Oh god damn.
[23:04] That's a good one.
[23:04] But Asher never saw that movie.
[23:06] "Hey pal, just 'cause you ate Jack and tha' whole ********' beanstalk, don't mean you can eat on me too."
[23:07] "Are you sure abou' tha'? I have had hor d'oeuvres bigger than you."
[23:12] "Yeah, can't imagine what kinda' s**t you can stuff in that big ********' mouth a yours."
[23:12]
[23:12] I ate yur mum the other day
[23:15] *Pulls out his knife* "Them's fightin' words you scottish a**-munch."
[23:16] *pulls out his knife* "I am Irish you knee high ankle biter."
[23:18] *Jumps up at him* "Could'a fooled me you ********' scotty troll!"
[23:19] *lunges forward* "Bring it on you bald teddy bear!"
[23:21] *Stops on his feet* "Wait, bald? My hair's thicker than ********' accent. What tha' hell are you lookin' at?"
[23:22] "Ya arent hairy all over like a teddy bear. Therefore you are a bald teddy bear. Heh, an' you call me the dumbshit."
[23:23] "So what does that make you? A fatty bear?"
[23:24] Fatty? Now you are the blind one." *he flexes* "There aint an ounce of fat on me."
[23:25] "What am I supposed t'call ya? Muscle bear? That juss' sounds like I'm complimentin' you."
[23:26] "So fatty bear was the bes' you could come up with? *sigh*"
[23:28] * Blackbird giggles some more
[23:28] * Blackbird stamps his approval.
[23:29] "A guy gigglin'? Hey Fred, there's someone you can get some common ground wit'."
[23:32] "Peh! Now this is jus' gettin' sad. You are a wee-little man, thoughts dont have a lot of space to bounce around in that wee-little head o' yours. So I suppose I can excuse your lack of good come backs.""
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