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 Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:09 pm
I am, obviously. If you knew me in real life, that's one of the first things you'd learn about me. Mind you, I'm not the obnoxious pervert who runs around screaming THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! every waking moment. But if you'd listen to when I tell jokes and sometimes in normal conversations I use masked sexual innuendos. And that brings me as to why I love everything about Rammstein's song p***y, plus the video. But Rammstein has always been pretty perverted, straightforward or not.
Personally, I like perverted people. I just have the type of humor. Different strokes for different folks, eh? wink
KIDDING.
Tell me I'm not the only pervert here? sad
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:52 pm
Rofl, I can be in real life. I'm pretty blunt about it too. XD
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:04 pm
I am somewhat in real life. Even though I am 16. stare
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:07 pm
Sometimes I can be "The Todd" ( you'll get it if you watch scrubs) but most of the time I'm subtle. And I'm a major c*ck tease, I was just half flirting with an old friend I bumped into on the bus one day and he had to put his backpack on his crotch. twisted
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:27 am
I can be a pervert, but in the most straightforward way possible. xD
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:57 pm
I get my a** slapped by a d***o from a friend on stage in front of thousands of people... does that count?
I think anyone who says what they truly wish to say is probably going to be perceived as being perverted. Humans at our core are sexual beings. I only think being a 'pervert' is when you do something that is really out there or against anyone person that does not want that kind of attention.
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:44 pm
Doktor_Flake_Lorenz I get my a** slapped by a d***o from a friend on stage in front of thousands of people... does that count?
I think anyone who says what they truly wish to say is probably going to be perceived as being perverted. Humans at our core are sexual beings. I only think being a 'pervert' is when you do something that is really out there or against anyone person that does not want that kind of attention. Remind me to bring a notebook along every time you say something... So in response to the question, I entirely agree with Flake (as usual), and I don't know if I would consider myself a perv or not. Some of my friends used to (or maybe still do) consider me the angel/saint because I always seem so innocent, but when inspired, I manage to make some rather good sexual innuendos. I would not consider myself a perv as I do not lurk around windows and bathrooms, etc. looking to get a peek. Yet erotica version of Dungeons & Dragons is my favorite addition, and I have managed to have a recurring joke with one of my friends, stemming from D&D erotica. So am I a perv? I don't know, it really all depends on what you call a perv.
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:08 pm
Katze Allemon-Schatten Doktor_Flake_Lorenz I get my a** slapped by a d***o from a friend on stage in front of thousands of people... does that count?
I think anyone who says what they truly wish to say is probably going to be perceived as being perverted. Humans at our core are sexual beings. I only think being a 'pervert' is when you do something that is really out there or against anyone person that does not want that kind of attention. Remind me to bring a notebook along every time you say something... So in response to the question, I entirely agree with Flake (as usual), and I don't know if I would consider myself a perv or not. Some of my friends used to (or maybe still do) consider me the angel/saint because I always seem so innocent, but when inspired, I manage to make some rather good sexual innuendos. I would not consider myself a perv as I do not lurk around windows and bathrooms, etc. looking to get a peek. Yet erotica version of Dungeons & Dragons is my favorite addition, and I have managed to have a recurring joke with one of my friends, stemming from D&D erotica. So am I a perv? I don't know, it really all depends on what you call a perv.
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:23 am
Herr Till Lindemann Katze Allemon-Schatten Doktor_Flake_Lorenz I get my a** slapped by a d***o from a friend on stage in front of thousands of people... does that count?
I think anyone who says what they truly wish to say is probably going to be perceived as being perverted. Humans at our core are sexual beings. I only think being a 'pervert' is when you do something that is really out there or against anyone person that does not want that kind of attention. Remind me to bring a notebook along every time you say something... So in response to the question, I entirely agree with Flake (as usual), and I don't know if I would consider myself a perv or not. Some of my friends used to (or maybe still do) consider me the angel/saint because I always seem so innocent, but when inspired, I manage to make some rather good sexual innuendos. I would not consider myself a perv as I do not lurk around windows and bathrooms, etc. looking to get a peek. Yet erotica version of Dungeons & Dragons is my favorite addition, and I have managed to have a recurring joke with one of my friends, stemming from D&D erotica. So am I a perv? I don't know, it really all depends on what you call a perv. No one doubted that, I guarantee you. And of course he and I have two of the longest posts, here goes the philosophy.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:59 pm
No Tilly. Flake is not a super genius. He's an evil super genius!
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:36 pm
Paul_Landers No Tilly. Flake is not a super genius. He's an evil super genius! Depends on how you define evil... (signs name onto roster to become evil minion.)
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:42 pm
Katze Allemon-Schatten Paul_Landers No Tilly. Flake is not a super genius. He's an evil super genius! Depends on how you define evil... (signs name onto roster to become evil minion.)
Paul is kind of right. He only thinks that because I'm the only one capable of pulling a prank on him. The others tend to fail horribly. I've known him too long.
And you should become of my minions. I could always use more.
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