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 Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:45 pm
This is kind of like the poster "All I need to know i learned in kindergarden" (you know like anyone cranky just needs a nap), except firefly-style. so just post the life lessons firefly has taught you. feel free to post more than one at a time, but give other people a chance too. 3nodding Also serenity lessons are welcome too.
I learned from firefly:
"When you can't run you crawl and when you can't do that you find someone to carry you"
and everyone should have there own theme song.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:10 pm
-If you decide to stab someone in the back, have the guts to do it to their face.
-Always bring Grenades.
-Never kiss girls on the lips.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:18 pm
You don't have to fight someone just distract them so someone else can get behind them
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:20 pm
Some people juggle geese mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:16 pm
That there are good bibles... and myths...
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:37 am
-Never mess with a 90 pound girl.
-Never wear a hat made out of a tree, drink booze, and dance unless you want to get married.
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:13 am
-How to save myself if I'm ever lost in China and am in dire need of medicinal rice wine.
-How to call a person a frog-humping b*****d without them knowing.
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:16 pm
-Just do the math and you can kill anyone.
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:41 pm
Walk down the street in a funny hat and people will know you're not afraid of anything. ^.^
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:12 pm
When in doubt, use Big Damn Guns.
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:51 pm
- Always have some grenades handy *just in case*
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:43 pm
That in the future Strawberries will be scarce...so stock up now.
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:09 pm
If you're ever being torture distract yourself by starting a fight.
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:53 am
Some people look better in red.
The bible is broken, and must be fixed.
The government always has direly kept secrets.
Borwn-colored coats are cooler than purple bellies.
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:33 pm
If you can discuss cars intelligently boys will ask you to dance.
Guns are just objects.
When you become a surgeon you must sing naked atop the statue of Hippocrates.
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