The Turk Help Desk, Therapy Center, and F.A.Q

[The_Lady_Death]

Behind the desk sits a young woman in her early twenties, at the latest. A name plate sitting on her desk reads "Dr." with the rest of the title scratched out. She looks up at you form behind her shades when you enter and smiles. She then points to the bulletin board which you promptly read.


Hi, and welcome to my office. Don't be shy, I don't bite too hard. I'm here to help you, or answer any questions you might have. If there's anything you're too shy to ask here, or have a private dispute you need help with, you can also:

Pm me, or contact me on AIM at AnnonTurkHelp.

BUT, before you begin, there are a few rules you must follow:

I am NOT here for you to make conversation with.(That's what the rest of the guild forums and PMs are for) I AM here to help with any problems, and answer any questions. As well I am here as a neutral party and will not judge you.

I DON'T want to hear about what you had for dinner, did to so-and-so last night, or anything like that.

I'm NOT here to help you get the perfect outfit, find a gift for anyone, or help you hook up with anyone.

I will NOT help you with mission solutions. You'll just have to figure them out yourself.

Do NOT spam me anywhere. I can, and will make you suffer if you attempt this.

I do NOT accept racism, or any other form of prejudice in my office! If you display any, I WILL hurt you.

One more thing. I am a medical doctor, but this is NOT a hospital so please, don't come in here and stain my office with your blood.

All of the other Gaian rules apply here as well.

Have a nice day.  

[The_Lady_Death]

Underneath the first page is a second one. You read this one as well, just in case.

F.A.Q

Q. What are the Turks?

A. The Turks are a highly specialized, elite organization similar to SOLDIER, yet very different. They are under the control of Rufus. He is our boss, and his word is Law. Piss him off, and be prepared for the worst.



Q. What is the help desk?

A. This is the place you come to if you have any questions relating to your job, being a Turk, or even just the guild itself. I'm here to answer any and all questions you have. If you're not comfortable posting anything here, you can always contact me privately. You won't be judged so long as you don't do something stupid, like ask me for dating advice. ((Do that and you DIE!)) I'm also here as a councelor of sorts. I help to solve disputes you may have, or help you recover from traumatic missions. ((Hojo was never fun to deal with.))



Q. Do I have to use the help desk?

A. No, but it is recommended, as all of the time and resources it has are spent on answering your questions and solving your problems immediately. If you can find someone else to answer your question, well good for you. ^__^ The help desk is only here to try and make your life easier, as well as provide you with much needed, and sometimes required, therapy.



Q. Do I have to post regularly?

A. Only if you want to keep your job. This is an RP guild, based on, you guessed it, role playing. Since this guild is based on RPing, posting is an essential part of it. Posting is also how you earn your income you lazy bum, not to mention the top posters may even be rewarded. All inactive members can, and will, be fired.



Q. I was away for a month and I got kicked out of the guild and fired, why?

A. Did anyone KNOW you were away? As I mentioned earlier, inactive members can, and will, be fired. If you're going to be gone for an extended period of time (i.e. more than a week) you need to clear it with either Rufus, or one of the upper class Turks. ((In other words, the Admins.)) Once cleared for vacation, you will be fine, unless you extend that vacation for too long. If you got accidentally removed during your cleared time, inform either Rufus, or an Admin, and we'll get things sorted out right away.



Q. Do I have to participate in missions?

A. No, but you'll never get anywhere in life if you don't, and there's a 95% chance you'll get fired. ((The 5% chance you won't depends on how long you've been a member. The longer you're here, the more likely you are to get fired.)) Missions, are not only a great way to earn gold, but you can also earn other things from them, as well as missions determine your rank.



Q. Do I have to do the missions in order?

A. Yes, yes you do. Oh, and NO, there's no way around this.



Q. If we have to go through all of this why don't you?

A. I'm not a Turk. My job is to be your help desk, F.A.Q, and shrink. I'm simply here to answer questions, solve problems, and give therapy for things like traumatic missions.



Q. Why should we listen to you then, or Kazuya, Dorian, and Rude for that matter? We out-rank you don't we?

A. No you don't. While we may not have as much mission exp or be level whatever over you we don't have to be. We are all veterans and founders of this guild. We made it, we own it, and we run it and you are our members.



Q. Where will the RP threads be when we get RP missions?

A. Either Rufus or an admin with permission to do so, will create an appropriate thread or subthread for these rps to take place.



Q. Why doesn't Rufus, or an admin run the help desk?

A. Rufus and the admins are busy running the guild, and doing other important guild related things. By having me here to do this job, it frees them up to focus more of their time and energy into keeping the guild running properly, and that makes it more fun for everyone. Besides, would you REALLY want to go to Rufus for therapy?