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sorry if it doesnt exactly stay in the same tense but i think its so funny, i dreamt it and wrote it,... hope you like it!!

Santa’s elves(5) and the head elf were scared b/c Santa was missing so they took the sleigh to find him but the sleigh broke down in wii sports resort land and they were stuck on a tour of the place. On the tour they were forced to swim in mud puddles so two of them ran away to find a pool then came back and drag the middle aged guide to the pools. He yelled at them b/c we could have been killed by the elephant people swimming in the pools so they evacuated to go to a five star hotel except for me who stayed to play with the elephants. Since we were the head elves responsibility he had to go back looking for me but I was already heading back for the hotel. When I got back Brittany, Amelia, Taryn, Christina, Mary, and a random Japanese girl were asleep on the bed. So I woke up Brittany and she told me how they had a gourmet dinner and how head elf was looking for me. Then when the door opened we thought it was the head elf but it was actually 4, 6ft tall Filipino men, 1 little girl from Wisconsin, and a dog/ cat thing. They came in saying “kidnap the little people” and we all screamed. They took us to their car and Britt and I were put inside while the sleeping ones were hanging off to the side of the car by a rope but they were still asleep.

The kidnappers forced us to be in a Christmas playing which we had no idea what to do. We were angels and everybody else’s lines made sense except for mine which went like this “uhhhh… I’m itchy?” The head elf came to rescue us and he took us back to the pool for help from the elephant people. They told us to take the silver corvette and roam the town looking for the sweet deals candy shop and that’s where we would find Santa. So when we got there, there was a street fair going on and a woman was selling free burgers, popcorn, and snacks. After we ate there she exploded into nothing but a puddle of caramel. We went into the candy shop and all you could hear was Santa yelling over little children “get your chocolate caramel crispy coco crèmes on sale for 3 for the price of one” over and over again. When we got to the front of the line we bought some and tried to explain what we were doing there and he thought we were crazy so we brought in head elf but then he said he remembered but wanted to stay at the candy shop. We were going insane! We just wasted all that time for nothing. So we made him come back to the North Pole to at least explain to the elves what had happened and to fix the sleigh but when we got there the weird kidnappers were there already and one wanted to be Santa. So we made a deal he could be Santa, if the elves were in charge and he would no longer threaten us. And that is the story behind the Asian Santa Claus.