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Kids are loud, stupid, annoying, ugly, and they smell like dog s**t. They're always running around giggling and spilling punch everywhere. They waste their time playing shitty games like Football and kick the can. Always eating candy and teasing the kids without any. Those little shits. Kids aren't even real people; that's why kids pay less to go to movies. They pay less because they're worth less. No, not worth less, just worthless.

I saw a kid on a Tylenol commercial once. I hated her. She was dressed up in a pink ballerina outfit and squirming around in front of her dad, trying to get him to watch her. The dad obviously had a long day at work, and was exhausted from working his a** off to feed his spoiled little daughter, but she persisted to dance around and get his attention. Shut up you little b***h, he's trying to sleep. But no.. she continues to dance. Then the announcer whispers "Don't worry little one, daddy's going to be okay" and then he takes some Tylenol to muster up enough strength to watch the little s**t dance. Makes me want to puke. If I were the father, I'd scream and go into a rage for the slightest interruption. I didn't go to work for 8 hours just to come home and get bothered by my daughter's lame dance. I'd say "You suck. Your dancing is horrible, I hope you break your legs. You're never going to be a dancer. Go sit in the corner and play with your dirt." And dirt is too much for her to play with. I'd give my kids rusty nails and battery acid. If they don't like it, they'll have to sell drugs to buy new toys, and that's after I take out my share of their profit to buy alcohol with it.

I dont know that I mind children as much as I just have a sort of fear/discomfort about being around anyone I feel I can't communicate well with. Which includes all babies, most children, retarded people, and senile old people or ones with hearing loss.

Noo I dont want a talking rat. It would talk all the time and make me do stuff for it. LET ME OUT OF THE CAGE. GET ME MORE TREATS. DONT IGNORE ME!!
Animals are different because you dont really need to communicate with them. And you dont have to be so careful with them as you do with children.

But it would be soooo cute, and it could star in movies and stuff. Besides, having a talking rat is better than having some little carpet maggot screaming ever 3.5 minutes. mrgreen Animals are like people with fur, ask anyone who has owned a cat for a long time and they'll agree. then again, there's the crazy lady who taught her cats to talk, play cards (they sometimes win!!), and eat with forks... I SAW it too! eek

YAY, I'M DIFFERENT!! *dances around with the green sticker*

I think we're bored everyday

Why do kids think they can trick adults? I suspect it has something to do with all those cartoons with "smart" kids tricking "dumb" adults... it seems to be an EXTREMELY common theme these days! I miss the days of Tom & Jerry, where all characters in a show tended to be around the same age. 3nodding