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 Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:19 pm
there's no such thing as santa.
no amount of magic could push a man that fat down a chimney.
there's only the christmas ninja.
cleverly disguised as the color black, the christmas ninja slinks around the neighborhood with his team of ninja deer. he's been watching the children all year round, with the help of his ninja midgets. i am one of them.
the midgets report back to the christmas ninja and tell them of their findings. if you're a pirate lover, the christmas ninja takes a s**t under your christmas tree. if not, the christmas ninja prances around your house spreading his ninja cheer everywhere.
if you're poor he laughs at you.
if you're not poor, and he doesnt leave anything for you, he decided to go to a rave instead of your house. sorry. ninja raves are way more fun than your boring a** house.
unfortunately, the legend of the christmas ninja is dying out, and the children are being fed a mountain of lies.
STOP THE LIES.
START SPREADING THE TRUTH.
TELL YOUR CHILDREN OF THE CHRISTMAS NINJA.
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:23 pm
YAY FOR THE CHRISTMAS NINJA! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
ninja heart ninja heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:29 pm
Meacorme YAY FOR THE CHRISTMAS NINJA! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
ninja heart ninja heart
and dressing up as a ninja midget.
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:26 am
Beat you to it. :B  ... A Christmas Neenja and a Love Samurai. We'll have our own superhero team in no time. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 6:43 am
I always knew he was real...!
Totally biggrin
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 9:41 am
I believe in the Christmas ninja, oh yes. It's the only way to explain why I keep finding poo under my Christmas tree.
Still, at this special time of year, I think we ought to spare a thought for Christmas aliens as well.
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 3:43 pm
Kyuu Beat you to it. :B ... A Christmas Neenja and a Love Samurai. We'll have our own superhero team in no time. heart   
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:20 pm
I want to.. dress up like the Chirstmas
Ninja and go into school like that, just
so people will ask me questions about
what I'm dressed up as.
Yeah. I'm scene.
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:32 pm
Kyuu: The drawing is awesome.
Nuku: I want to magically transport to where you are and glomp you. You are so damned cute!
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:49 pm
I hope the Christmas Ninja uses wooden scabbards, leather ones have some nasty effects on steel. Especially damascus, that stuff rusts very easily.
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 7:04 pm
Meacorme Kyuu: The drawing is awesome.
Nuku: I want to magically transport to where you are and glomp you. You are so damned cute! The drawing sucks. xd I'm grieving every moment of not having my trusty scanner here with me anylonger. ; 3; .. Oh, and if you ever happen to come over any magical transportation abilites, promise to pop by here as well. 4laugh
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 7:07 pm
O' course! I met the christmas ninja once. Along with the love samurai. We had cookies shaped like ninja stars and hearts. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 7:11 pm
Reeves O' course! I met the christmas ninja once. Along with the love samurai. We had cookies shaped like ninja stars and hearts. 3nodding I thought the Love Samurai had Valentine's day covered, and would thus rarely be seen along with the Christmas Neenja. B: ... Hey, we need some more awesome holiday figures. How about an Egg Pirate for Easter? heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 7:14 pm
Kyuu Reeves O' course! I met the christmas ninja once. Along with the love samurai. We had cookies shaped like ninja stars and hearts. 3nodding I thought the Love Samurai had Valentine's day covered, and would thus rarely be seen along with the Christmas Neenja. B: ... Hey, we need some more awesome holiday figures. How about an Egg Pirate for Easter? heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 7:15 pm
Kyuu Reeves O' course! I met the christmas ninja once. Along with the love samurai. We had cookies shaped like ninja stars and hearts. 3nodding I thought the Love Samurai had Valentine's day covered, and would thus rarely be seen along with the Christmas Neenja. B: ... Hey, we need some more awesome holiday figures. How about an Egg Pirate for Easter? heart And have the Christmas Ninja fight 'im? Intriguing! No, you see, I converse with all holiday figures of the Barely-Knowns. I am the captain, after all. And by the way, the St. Patrick's Day Drunk Warrior called. He wants your sweet love, Kyuu.
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