- Cara Hikari. Best Tradational. Won Mythic Hair.
- chesty_cuty!. Cutest. Won Angelbow.
- Sound Of A Girl Hatching. Best Group. Won Angelic lace
- pure as snow. Overall Best. Won Mythrill halo
The dice Roll 50 k giveaway! by Mayanie
Winner was darcarn
Prize: 50,000g
Best Angelic Joke by Mayanie
Winner was Chanie_Ushi_MOo
Prize: 2 Heavenly Drapes
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven,
so God decided to change the admittance policy.
The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you
had to have a really bummer day on the day
that you died. The policy would go into
effect at noon the next day.
So, the next day at 12:01 AM, the first
person came to the gates of Heaven. The Angel at the
gate, remembering the new policy,
promptly asked the man, "Before I let you
in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when
you died."
"No problem," the man said. "I came home to
my 25th floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught
my wife obviously having an affair....but her lover was
nowhere in sight. Immediately I began
searching for him. My wife was half naked and yelling at me
as I searched the entire apartment. Just as I
was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the
balcony. Out there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips!
The nerve of that guy! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on
his fingers until he fell to the ground. But wouldn't you know it, he
landed in some trees and bushes that broke his fall and he didn't
die. This ticked me off even more.
In a rage, I rushed back inside to get the
first thing I could get my hands on to throw at him.
Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of
was the refrigerator. I unplugged it,
pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it over the side.
It plummeted 25 stories and crushed
him! The excitement of the moment was so
great that I had a heart ttack and died almost instantly."
The Angel sat back and thought a moment.Technically, the guy did
have a bad day. It was a crime of passion. So, the Angel announces,
"OK sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in.
A few seconds later the next man on line came up. The Angel said,
"Greetings, friend. Before I can let you in, I need to hear
about what your day was like when you died."
The man said, "You're not going to believe this. I was on the
balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. I had
been under a lot of pressure so I was really pushing hard to relieve
my stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally
fell over the side! Luckily, I was able to catch myself by my finger
tips on the balcony below mine. But all of a sudden this crazy man
comes out of his apartment, starts cussing, and stomps on my fingers.
Well, of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes at the bottom which
broke my fall so I didn't die right away. As I'm lying there face up
on the ground, unable to move and in excruciating pain, I see this guy
push his refrigerator - of all things - off the balcony. It falls the
25 floors and lands on top of me, killing me instantly."
The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story.
"I could get used to this new policy", he thinks to himself.
"Very well sir," the Angel announces, "Welcome to the Kingdom
of Heaven," and he lets the man enter.
A few seconds later, President
comes up to the gate. The Angel is almost too shocked to speak.
Thoughts of assassination and war pour through the Angel's head.
Finally he says "Mr. President, please tell me what it was like
the day you died.
"President replies, "Picture this. I'm naked inside a refrigerator....''
Win Seracila Pendant - Mayanie
I believe this was a questionnaire where the contestants had to research their questions to find the correct answers.
The only smart one in the guild to win was!!!
DUN! DUN! DUNNNNN!!!!!
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