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TomtaJolz generated a random number between
40 and 60 ...
51!
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 Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:10 am
Green title match! Winner of this faces Snowy Zombie for a chance at the grand prize!
First to three scores wins the match.
(Also, due to Loki's predicament, I talked to him a little bit, I'll roll for him to keep things moving. 3nodding )
Score:
Facade of Enmity: 3 {Winner}
Blood Jester Loki: 2
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Monopoly on Truth rolled 1 100-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:58 am
((Okay, good.
G-guh... Not a good first roll.))
Alnette waited for her opponent, eager for a fight. However, not in the shape to fight, she was going to have to be careful. Chances were, her opponent would have the advantage this time, but she could turn it around. Her grip tightened on Diamond Breaker and she waited, shifting impatiently.
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TomtaJolz rolled 1 100-sided dice:
98
Total: 98 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:59 pm
GAH!!! I'm not her! Hands off me, ya baffoons!!!
Battledome security in a frantic search for someone named "Blood Jester Loki" picked me up and threw me into the arena... Hopping mad, screaming "I'M NOT LOKI!!! LET ME BE!!!" I swung my staff at ANYONE nearby... Security, spectators, heck, even a succubus wielding a sword that could smash diamonds! I smacked her particularly hard (oooh that's going to leave a mark!)... and I noticed the scoreboard changed. A "1" appeared next to Loki's name.
Enraged by this, I swing my staff around wildly...
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Monopoly on Truth rolled 1 100-sided dice:
81
Total: 81 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:42 pm
Alnette was frustrated. She felt her power return, but her opponent's fury was too much. His wild swings caused his staff to strike her several times.
One of the blows knocked her off her feet, but she recovered quickly. She began to murmur the incantation for a particularly nasty spell.
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TomtaJolz rolled 1 100-sided dice:
72
Total: 72 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:43 pm
BLARG!!!
I was slapping Alnette silly with my staff. SHE was the reason people mistook me as her foe, and made it so I was a body double! -RAGE!- alas, she muttered some sort of nasty spell.
She meant to conjure up demons... hell fires, bats and other terrible things from the underworld... Instead... just casts... Hellfire pepper sauce? I get doused in it and shriek like a pig that just snouted an electrical fence!
"It burns!!! AHHHH!!!!"
Alnette shrugs... Not quite what she was going for, but it works. I flail around randomly trying to get that awful stuff off of me!!
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Monopoly on Truth rolled 1 100-sided dice:
41
Total: 41 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:49 pm
"Time for the crotch-kicker!"
That wasn't the wisest decision to say that aloud. Alnette's opponent was absolutely furious by that remark.
He grabbed her and slammed her against a wall beating her with his fists and staff. Alnette was struggling to brace herself against his attacks.
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TomtaJolz rolled 1 100-sided dice:
53
Total: 53 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:52 pm
No playing hacky sack with my... AUGH!!! Have at you!
All's fair in love and war... except for one thing... Scrotal hacky sacking! Daß ist sehr verboten!!! Loki-lookie-like was not pleased, and after administering the wall toss, he picked up the injured succubus, and put her in a scissor lock. To add insult to injury (or relish on the revenge), he put his staff down, and proceeded to practice the drumming part of the song "Wipe Out" on Alnette's buttocks!
o/` HEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEE Wipe Out!
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Monopoly on Truth rolled 1 100-sided dice:
63
Total: 63 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:01 pm
"I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT!!!"
Alnette hissed furiously, breaking free from him. She unleashed a barrage of claw swipes and punches at him, though none of the blows would be even near fatal.
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TomtaJolz rolled 1 100-sided dice:
48
Total: 48 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:04 pm
Owwie!!!
More furious claw swipes! More enraged succubus. Apparently, bun-drumming was NOT something she enjoys. She seized my staff and snapped it in two, and bonked me in the head with half of it.
Uh-oh... seems I may've gotten carried away...
I see pain in my future!
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Monopoly on Truth rolled 1 100-sided dice:
98
Total: 98 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:07 pm
"I'm not done yet!"
Alnette hissed, lunging at him again. This time she kicked him squarely in the crotch, laughing maniacally. This was fun.
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TomtaJolz rolled 1 100-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:11 pm
OW!!! JEWELS!!!
Obviously, I was in no condition to fight this round... She FREAKIN' BLASTED ME IN THE PACKAGE!!! So I did what 98% of males would've done...
FETAL POSITION... ASSUME!!!
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Monopoly on Truth rolled 1 100-sided dice:
44
Total: 44 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:12 pm
"Ahahaha!"
Alnette had intended to crush him, but her blows were considerably weaker than she had intended. It was rather disappointing.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:17 pm
-Blows whistle-
I declare Facade of Enmity the winner of this fight.
Congratulations on moving on towards the championship round, Ms. Alnette!
((Fun fight btw the morale of this fight: Never use a succubus's buttocks for drumming practice!))
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