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 Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:29 pm
Okay, so a one day story is something a friend and myself started doing long ago, It's basically an outpouring of random things you think of compiled into a story format, only rules are:
1. The beginning of the story must start with:
"One day while I was..." (which will only be the first post in this instance)
2. somewhere in the midst of your story must be a
"when all of a damn/frikken/goddamn (etc.. choose what you like best) sudden,"
4. Include someone you know (someone from the guild would be nice)
I'll inculde someone random from here since I'm pretty new :3
3. The end must say "TRUE STORY"
in this case, there will be no end of the story until well, whenever. Since we will all be going on with this.
So I will start:
One day, when I was dancin' through my grandmaws basement, I realized that if I made a living selling toenail clippings I could make mad bling, yo. So I proceeded to the nearest icecream stand with my hands full of arizona iced tea cans, and threw them at the nearest mountain lion. Everything was going my way for once, when all of a friggen sudden, CoNdOm KiLlEr showed up wearing his vintage 1975 Thelma and Louis cosplay costume. he was gyrating his hips and screaming " DONT STEP IN THE MUSTARD!" so I grabbed him by his pinky toe and we hopped on my vespa, I honked the horn to the theme of full house and we rocketed into turbo speed, flying through the dimension of Victorias secret thongs at 28 THOUSAND miles per second.
We crashed into west africa in the ancient city of alabama when CoNdOm KiLlEr started eating a hot dog and beating up the local children. So I grabbed my blue afro wig and began singing old german polka songs that uncle mookie used to sing to me while he made his secret crack infused creamed corn power shakes, When out of nowhere....
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:57 pm
a giant rhino appeared! On its' back was a strange person... much like the rhino itself; she was big, tough and rough. CoNdOm KiLlEr threw his hot dog at the person and her rhino, and they ran to Sri Lanka. Since I was feeling adventurous, I decided to follow them. We chased them down a ravine until we were attacked by...
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:22 pm
Chihuahuas. That's right, we were attacked by ravenous chihuahuas. Unfortunately, CoNdOm KiLlEr had to be sacrificed to the chihuahuas, for me to make an escape, but it was a sacrifice that will not be soon forgotten, nor will we ignore his valiant deed. I ran for some time, and then realized, I hadn't a clue where I was going. Suddenly a bus pulled up, and it said it would take me to...
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:16 am
NEVERLAND! We all piled into the bus eager to be on our way. We realized after a few minutes that the bus was FLYING! I looked down and saw hogwarts, the emerald city, and camp half blood whiz passed us. Or we whizzed passed them. whatever. We were about to land when I noticed monkeyslavemaster was reading......
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:56 pm
Twilight upside down. So, Rainbow asked her why and she said, "Because it makes more sense this way." In agreement, we all got on a plane and went on a vampire hunt to teach Edward how a REAL vampire sparkles. And when we said "sparkles" we meant...
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:26 pm
"twinkles", like a star. So having found and kidnapped Edward, we decided to break into NASA and steal a rocket (Resara knows a guy who knows a guy). Everything was set up, but just before it launched...
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Edward_Elric_Fan_Grl Crew
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:46 pm
Bella came to save Edward, only to be shot my yours truly. Edward got mad (oh suck it up, >_>) and ended up running away. Everyone was disappointed, so we sat on a curb outside NASA. Sighing, we looked down the road and then all of a sudden....
(I didn't like this very much. T-T I'll try and do better next time...)
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:49 pm
a monster truck comes peeling up to the curb and the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Banana tosses Ed-cun the keys. So, we all get into the giant truck and head to...
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Edward_Elric_Fan_Grl Crew
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:14 pm
Atlantis! Too bad we couldn't find it...We ended up running out of gas when we reached this HUMONGOUS pancake stand. We soon realized why the stand was so large... When we all ordered one (searching for a lost city makes you hungry!), the pancake suddenly came falling out of the sky! We all started screaming like little kids and ran in all directions, and checked out our food AFTER it hit the ground. But suddenly...
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:42 pm
The pancake police came and arrested us for not using maple syrup. We tried to explain that the price for maple syrup was now ridiculously high, but they pointed forks at us and accused us of being waffles. To punish us we would each have to drink an entire concentrated can of the stuff. We were wondering how to get away, when...
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:13 pm
The Spatulas of the North attacked the village, distracting the Pancake Police. We were forced to fight for our lives, but were captured in the chaos. They took us to their hidden lair by the border and made us...
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:10 am
Swear on pain of death to never swat someone with a spatula in anger again. Unfortunately some of us couldn't get over our spatula-thwacking souls and couldn't swear to anything.
"Don't make us flip you!" they threatened.
We armed ourselves with egg beaters and huddled in a corner until...
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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:12 pm
John Travolta came to save us with guns blazing. We escaped with his help and retreated to Canada, the land of maple syrup where the pancake people dare not go. Once there, Will looked at John and said, "Dude, you got fat. What happened to the hot bod you had in Grease?!"
John replied...
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:56 am
 Condom Says
Well you see when i finished the movie phenomenon everyone hated it and hate me in turn so i ate and ate until i couldnt see my feet anymore. Then with great thrust i fell through my door i tumbled down here found a gun under my belly and empty a clip and turned them into jelly. That is what happened to me and now i have to get a new.....
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:15 pm
"Toaster. If you add little flaps to the side, they make excellent winter hats. It's a new style I'm trying out. So far it's not catching."
Chris asked if he could try one on. As he raised the gleaming breakfast maker over his head...
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