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 Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:05 pm
I meet new friends all the time.
latest friend: Marsh. the Serbian.
marsh the serbian is hard ******** core, she works at a childrens television station as writer for a show. she is also a dj playing Drum and Bass, Jungle, and Industrial. she loves crust punk, which is super bonus points in my book. She lived through the dissilusion of Yugoslavia, the fall of Titto's communist regime, the countless wars of independance and the largest ethnic cleansing in europe since the holocaust.
in all of this her grandparents lost ownership of their land, and were killed by communist partisans when she was young. She hate Kosovians, albanians, and muslims.
surprise surprise shes a Serbian Neo-nazi.
how exciting huh?
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:30 pm
cool cool
for me my glasses broke eeennn i met some punk chick named stella that came from a crazy life hood she train hoped most of her life with her mom and dad but now settled in s.d her when her mom was younger she lived in a abandon church with a bunch of other punx and her dad was a bum this girl barely knows anything bout tv cuz she never watchs much and she only has cassetes she can play the drums and she goin to join my band but this wasnt on the internet does it still count ? ._.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:35 pm
that's pretty rad. i knew this kid named yorgi the ukrainian, and he was a barrel of fun because he was both poor with english and a pathological lier. then when you called him on his bullshit he would just yell the last thing he said.
jimmy: yeah that's good, man, you just gotta stretch your fingers out a bit more and you're golden, pony boy
yorgi: yes, well, in ooo-kraine my fingers were cut off in brutal machinery accident and they had to sew fingers back on. so my fingers, they is not go very far.
jimmy: yeah.. but... I don't see any... any stitch marks around your fi-
yorgi: BROOTAL! MACHINERY! ACCIDENT!
yorgi: yes in ooo-kraine i build many goats.
jimmy: you mean you raised many goa-
yorgi: I BUILD MANY GOATS!
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:42 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:20 pm
Ukraine just won +100 cool points. Solely based on the outrageous offspring it produces continuously through the ages.
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:28 pm
One night, I met a man named Pawl. (Kinda like paul, but not really.) Pawl was a polish guy who wanted me to move to Poland and stay with him. Appearently, he is a farmer, I think. I learned all of this through reading broken english. He was a little creepy, but a sweet guy.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:04 pm
i recently had a 17 year old high school drop out fall for me... or something... she wants me to open my home (that i dont have) to her so she can escape her Utah family, and her mormon a** hater peers. girly think im her therapist or something, got to spill her guts in private messages too me.
i said naw b***h, youse needs your ignance checked 1st. then she tell me im a jerk.
so i jerk it!
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