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Pow Pow Got ya Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:40 pm
Person with the funniest joke wins a prize!
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:52 am
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Pow Pow Got ya Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:21 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:21 pm
Okay... this one's kinda nasty but my dad told it to me and i told it to my besties and it scared them for life.
Okay... there was this boy. He had a grandpa that had a cellar. In that cellar everytime he got a scab, he would pick it and put it in a jar. He would also put the puss in a jar. After a very long time of doing this the boy got locked in the cellar. Two weeks later the grandpa opened the door and was suprised to see his grandson in there.
"You've been down here all that time!?" He asked.
"Yup. If it wasn't for those old, stale chips and dip I don't think I would've survived!"
And if that joke didn't work on you here's a less nasy joke:
Okay, this guy went to a talen agent. He claimed his dog could actually speak. The talent agent told him "Okay, show me."
"What's on top of a house?" The guy asked.
"Roof!"
"What does sand paper feal like?"
"Ruff!"
"What's the name of a famour base-ball player?"
"Ruth!"
The talent agent kicked the guy and his dog out. After that, the dog looked up at his owner and said:
"Maybe I should've said Joe demagio."
(XDDDDDDDDD I luv my dad's jokes.)
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:59 pm
Mary had a little lamb, who's fleece was white as poo cool
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:32 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:31 pm
hey hey! why doesn't Santa have any children?
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:33 pm
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Pow Pow Got ya Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:04 pm
because he only comes one a year! And it always goes down the Chimney!
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:10 pm
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Pow Pow Got ya Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:25 am
... Wow indeed..... Well Skye wins!
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:15 am
WAIT WAIT!!!!!!!! I DONT POST YETS!!!!!!!
if you have 9000000000000$, and chuck norris has none, who has more?
chuck norris
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:22 am
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:54 am
Yuki Baby and Mr Bunny because he only comes one a year! And it always goes down the Chimney!
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Pow Pow Got ya Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:34 pm
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