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 Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:19 pm
These stories are renditions of actual events.
The likelyhood that they portray the actual event as it actually happened is rather unlikely.
I just like making mundane events sound a lot more interesting... at least in my mind.
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:21 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:58 pm
Halloween 2005Anonymooo leaned against the fence staring across the way at Gambino Mansion. He shifted a bit and folded his arms, the fence clanked, echoing through the construction of the market place behind him. His thoughts intent on the people floating through the doors ahead, and the party they were attending. The mansion was open to the public for only the second time ever. It didn�t make any sense, and neither did the benevolent host. Whatever it was, the masquerade theme was quite appropriate. Musing in public is a risky thing. The danger comes in the possibility of being caught by surprise by your friends. Se-vens got there first, tripping the alarm and getting half way to a broken arm before Mooo figured out what was going on. In the meantime his killer instinct was put on hold enough for an ambush. Kitsune and Hana jumped around the corner and shoved the monkey mask over his head. �Ahoy monkey-boss.� An hour later Mooo adjusted his new jack-et and stared at the mansion again. He did that a lot, staring intently. Gave him a look of intensity, a look of thought, a look of confusion. Anyway, the group made there way into the mansion and the party at hand. MK had made thier mark on the foyeur already and it was pretty easy to gather. Even if you didn�t see the map Mori had left back at HQ. The festivities ended slowly: Rumors of some kind of accident down in the basement; People in lab coats; the moans; the bites; the shotguns; the vials. Suddenly it was a matter of life and death. Zombies wandered all over the place and the rest of the guests took up shotguns to shoot them down. Gaia is such a wonderful place, so many people willing to take out thier friends at the first sign of zombie infestation. And then there was an explosion, lots of zombies exploded, Gambino mansion exploded, and Gino exploded. And Sushi was a zombie for awhile.
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:05 pm
The Great Tomato War of 2007 Long has the might of the fallen ownage god been underestimated. Or Perhaps even overestimated. At any rate it was estimated. And as time went on the great pineapple fiasco was only known to few. [By which I mean none.] Except for Seven. He would relay the story upon a select few. The Reverend of Sin, the Mistress of Chaos, and um... I think she's the Mother of MSU. From this meeting was launched the Great Tomato war. It began with a debate,education, and logic. This was utterly rediculous, so it became a war. Seven standing firmly alongside the Fruigitable Army with Moriquendi creating civil war among the ranks with her Vegituits. The opposition stood for this thing called logic. Seven chuckled at the thought of Katastrophy on the side of logic, until he realized he might have to face her in battle. Acting quickly and in a great hurry Seven musterd all of his powers into destroying the battle. Nothing great ever lasted if it was called great before it became great. The legend would live on, and make people want tomatoes, until the final sig was destroyed. [Because we all know nobody reads this thread unless someone tells them to.] Moriquendi Stop making up lies. That's not how it happened at all. Should have went like: In the beginning, there were the vegetuits. Every tomato was a vegetuit and accepted their vegetuitness and followed the wise teachings of Moriquendi. Then, in an attempt to ruin the perfectness of the vegetuit society, Sevens, Reverend Sin, and Katastrophy whispered theories of fruits, vegetables, and fruigitables into the unears of the tomatoes. It doesn't really matter who backed which theory, as Moriquendi crushed them all with her pinky finger.
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:29 pm
300 Gaians
It started with the Trail of Tears. A representive of the Powers came down and sent away the powerful owners of the GD. It was met with resistance.
"Hang outs are evolving discussions, that is true. But the amount of informtation needed, the dribble in between, the lack of coherent titles or spoon fed information make contributing to them difficult for new immigrants. This isn't evolving discussion. This is madness!"
Anonymooo would not take this comment lightly.
"Madness? THIS IS BULLSHIT"
A war would be declared, but the representive would not, could not be swayed. He didn't want to, nor did he really have the authority to make any real stand. So we were sent to reservations.
Years passed and the GD was never the same. Those left behind remembered the old ways, but could not implement them quite the same. Proobs, prommie noobs who came to prominance through spam and retardation, simply took the ways of other clans. Collaborating all the worst elements and corrupting them.
It became necessary for a flame war to cleanse the stupid out of the GD. And who better then those warriors who had made there homes in the GD in times past. The reminants of the hangouts would band together. 300 warriors from different homes unite.
Troggard: "Well, what do we have here? MK is setting out to war with so few flamers?"
Mooo: "You, what do you do?"
random1: "GNPM, we're underappreciated."
random2: " I rate ten if I see boobs."
[note: random 2 was promptly dismembered.]
Mooo: "MK, What do we do!"
MK: "Hoo-rah!"
Mooo: "I seem to have more warriors then you."
Trogg: "How the hell does yelling hoo-rah make you better warriors?"
And so the alliance was formed.
The hangouts were victorious, but made it clear they would return to the reservations. They would show the reps that they did indeed keep the GD pure. That the true prommies made it easier for them by tearing down the stupid threads before they could flourish. And that they were done with it.
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:10 pm
Se-vens' introduction to the world of Anime It all started with hanging out in the MK. People were talking about some anime, and I decided to have Mooo let me borrow his, completely legal, DVD's. The next day: Se-vens I don't know man. It was kinda strange. Se-vens I got to the part where the alien Fajita came to take the Baconballs away from whatshisname who he kept calling carrot." Se-vens You know what I'm talking about. "It cannot be!" "What sir?" "His calories! He's got over 9 thousand!!!!" You laughed right? Dragonball. Food names. Calories= measure of enrgy in food. Energy over 9,000, Get it?LAUGH
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:01 pm
You are all doomed. I have been given encouragement, and told I am funny. So now, gather round and listen up as I tell the tale of the first anual Gaia Olympics.
I have no idea who won. Except, that MK played for all the teams and therefor were granted with victory.
I have no idea who played for which team. Except that MK is full of multiple personality disorder, so we pretty much all played for all the teams.
I have no idea what games were played. Except that, I was an announcer. And also, the games haven't started yet.
Announcer: Welcome one and all to the first anual gaia olympics.
Sevens: How is it annual if it hasn't even happened once yet?
Announcer: Since when do you use logic?
Sevens: Since when does cake not taste delicious?
Announcer: What Cake?
Sevens: The lie cake.
Announcer: So there is no cake?
Sevens: There is a cake.
Announcer: Then how is it a lie?
Sevens: There is no coffee in it.
Announcer: Anyway, on to the first event.
Sevens: I'm bored, let's move on.
Announcer: We haven't started it yet.
Sevens: Yes, but this is boring. I'll go ahead and boil everything down to a few sentences.
Anonymoo and Bearded Scottsman attempted the caber toss. Not normally an olympic event, but they really wanted to do it.
Kitsune entered a multitude of events. Including archery and backgammon. Or at least, she ended up with a bunch of medals for a multitude of events.
Stryiker, Stray, and Cheese formed the Gymnastic team. I'm not entirely sure what happened there, I tend to change the channel when that happens.
Announcer: How do you change the channel, when you are watching in person?
Sevens:
Announcer: Seven? Hmm, I guess he left. Back to the main floor with our coverage of events. Next up, rythmic gymnastics. It is as much an artform as it is a spo.... WTF?
Apparently, one competitor for the Durem team, is in fact Seven. That, or he is being prepared for transport. He has a fairly large white sleeved coat on and is either dancing, or seizuring. No medical personnel is rushing the scene, so I'm going to vote dancing. It is quiet the display.
We will return after a quick message from our sponsor.
Or not. I vote not.
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:37 pm
[One day we found a thing that said some stuff. This is the result of that adventure.] The MK Day Players are Proud to Present, a random ownage production. Mystery Kombat Theatre 300000 Starrring  Anonymooo Stray Logic Crim And featuring Archlord and Kellindel Special Guest Appearance by Se-vens
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