((NO offense intended to blondes!))
A brunette was walking alongside, saying aloud: "Twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty." A blonde came up and said. "What are you doing?" The brunette replied. "Counting." The blonde says. "Well, can I count with you?" The brunette says yes, and the blonde begins walking on the railroad tracks, both of them chanting: "Twenty, twenty, twenty." A train comes by and hits the blonde. The brunette looks over, shrugs and starts counting again. "Twenty-one, twenty-one, twenty-one."
Three blondes were trapped on an island. They find a genie lamp and they rub it. The genie appears and says: "I will grants each of you one wish." The first blonde says: "I want to be smart." So the genie turns her into a red-head. She gets up, builds a raft, and floats across. The second blonde says: "Well, I want to be smarter than the first girl." So the genie turns her hair black. She gets up and swims across. The third blonde says: "Well, I want to be smarter than those two." So the genie makes her a brunette. She gets up and walks across the bridge.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were running for the cops. They found a farm and decided to hide there. The brunette hides in the dog kennel, the redhead in a haystack, and the blonde in a potato pile. The cops come and say: "Let's check the kennel." The brunette thought fast and said: "Woof, woof!" "Oh, it's just a dog. Let's check the haystack" The cops say. "Meow!" The redhead says. "Oh, it's just a cat. Let's check the potato pile." The cops decide. The blonde thought fast and said: "POTATO! POTATO! POTATO!"
