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polliwoggi generated a random number between
5 and 35 ...
7!
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Star-Crossed Shapeshifter
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:38 pm
Battle Time for Lagat!Rolling for thyPope. Lagat's 1st Turn! Lagat has encountered a(n) few icky skeletons! BAM!
And then the door was open. Then again, it's not like it was locked in the first place, but of course the would-be spy knew that. That's why she slammed it open, right?
Slammed it open into ... a dark, mysterious room. How suspicious. A room with no building attached! Maybe someone had lost this room. Maybe it ran away from home. Who could tell? But it was a room.
What kind of room? Maybe a tavern room, once, but empty. Dark and empty, apart from a couple of bottles scattered here. Apparently not entirely dead though, as the sulky door saw fit to close itself. And it didn't open the other way so hah.
Not that it would be the most of the Orc's concerns, though, as once the door shut several groaning skeletons began to pull themselves up from ... wait wasn't this room empty? Where did they come from?
They didn't seem very concerned about that once they started lurching towards her, though.
Roll your choice of battle skill before writing any post. If you get higher than me, you win, and may check the monster for loot (if you dare) before your next event roll. If you get lower, you lose 1HP (and the battle) and make your next event roll now. On the event of a tie, wait for my next battle roll!
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thyPOPE generated a random number between
1 and 58 ...
21!
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:33 pm
[lagat is rolling for hand-to-hand!]
OH MY GOD THE DOOR OPENED! Lagat jumped back, startled. And then marched in and there were bottles that was so cool she was totally taking spy notes okay. Like in her head or something. Then she turned back because it was boring after all (where were the screaming monsters?) and it turned out that some doors only opened one way. Who knew? And then there was suddenly a noise behind her and she whirled around and in that second, she discovered something. It was major.
In the case of a group of groaning reanimated skeletons coming toward her, Lagat would...
Well, she was an Orc, after all. She swung her hand, hard (she'd forgotten there was a sword, to be honest), and hit. And hit. And hit again but this time she struck - thin air? Apparently the bones had been less well-put together than she'd thought. Those skeletons had gone doooown, and they'd gone down fast. Hell yeah she was the best spy ever am i right.
She let out a whoop and began kicking through the piles of bones. Was there anything interesting here?
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idk waste more plat Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:29 pm
Lagat searches!Rolling for thyPOPE. Lagat's 1st Turn! Lagat has searched the piles of bones. It would have been an amazing sight to behold, an Orc smashing through the (likely!) remains of ancient warriors, if only there was another living being in the room. Of course, it might have also been a blessing that there wasn't, considering it left the girl free to pilliage the ... corpses? ... the ... skeletal remains! Of course. That was the phrase we were looking for!
It was a good idea, too. She wouldn't come out of it empty handed. And maybe it was a good thing ... maybe she could keep track of the Iron Shortsword better than her own blade. I mean, it was a little rusty ... but it was better than nothing!
Make your next event roll!
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thyPOPE generated a random number between
1 and 10 ...
9!
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:12 pm
Ow ow ow! She'd just stubbed her toe on a...a sword? Hey, cool! Lagat picked it up and tossed it from hand to hand. Then she tucked it into her....uhh, her tunic. For safekeeping, you understand.
Then she looked up from the pile of bones, nearly tripping over it as she went further into the room. Maybe there was something worth looking for after all...
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idk waste more plat Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:10 pm
Sweet Jesus, Lagat!Rolling for thyPOPE. Lagat's 2nd Turn! Lagat has come stumbled across the one thing that adventurers love more than cheese ... lewt! Legat's amazing, keen ability to neatly trip and stumble over things has actually struck her Septims today ... literally!
Well, they used to be called that, but since the rapid decline of that lineage everyone has simply referred to them as 'GP'. But that's a story for another time ... or is it? There really isn't much else to say about it and ...
Oh. Right.
Legat stumbled face-first into 14 GP! No tricks, gimmicks, or anything else she's probably used to. Congrats!
No roll is needed here. Take what lewt you want and make your next event roll.
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thyPOPE generated a random number between
1 and 10 ...
4!
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:31 pm
Lagat almost missed the glint of the Septims at her feet. At first she thought she'd tripped over nothing - which was definitely not anything to worry about! She was still an awesome spy, okay! And then she'd looked at the ground to curse at the nothing.
Luckily for the orc, Septims were shiny and golden. And therefore hard to miss when you were looking straight at them. Against the dull backdrop of, uh, the floor. Bottles were clear, after all. It did take her a few seconds, though. And then she let out a whoop. Man, her decision to open that door had been her best one ever! She swept up the GP greedily and continued on her way. This was proving to be a very profitable door! Uh. Room.
Whatever.
[ooc: lolcome /SHOT]
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polliwoggi generated a random number between
1 and 50 ...
18!
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Star-Crossed Shapeshifter
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:52 am
Battle Time for Lagat!Rolling for thyPOPE. Lagat's 3rd Turn! Lagat has encountered a(n) nasty green slime! As it turns out, there actually was more to the room than just - well, the room. In fact, there was a trap door too, but unfortunately Orcs aren't known for their uh ... light and agile forms.
But maybe that was lucky. Because otherwise maybe Lagat would have never found the trap door. MAYBE SHE WOULD HAVE WHO KNOWS. But either way, down she went, right into the middle of a pile of goop.
A pile of goop that proceeded to try and eat her. Of course.
Roll your choice of battle skill before writing any post. If you get higher than me, you win, and may check the monster for loot (if you dare) before your next event roll. If you get lower, you lose 1HP (and the battle) and make your next event roll now. On the event of a tie, wait for my next battle roll!
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thyPOPE generated a random number between
6 and 63 ...
34!
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:40 pm
[Lagat is rolling for blade]
In case you didn't know, green slime is very icky. It gets all over your feet and makes you feel bad. Especially when you're not wearing shoes. Which Lagat was, but that was beside the point - clogs were not exactly good for covering your feet. And protecting them from murderous slime.
This time Lagat remembered that she did have a sword, though. So she poked it with it. And then poked it again. And then slashed a lot. And then it turned into - well, okay, it had been green goop before, too, but it was.............okay it was still goop and nothing really had changed. Don't laugh. But the important thing was that it wasn't trying to eat her (probably).
Oh yeah she was awesome.
She poked through it with her sword. Maybe there was something cool in here too.
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idk waste more plat Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:11 am
Lagat's blade goes swimming!Lagat's 3rd Turn! Lagat finds something shiny! As much as Lagat's blade was probably swearing her up one side and down the other by now, it did ultimately help her find the only possible thing that could come from a slime ... which is of course more slime.
But this slime, being different from the rest of the slime, was an entirely appropriate slime to pick up and take with you.
Oh yes, this slime was the kind of slime to call home about ... if there was such a thing as a phone in Tamriel. Which of course there wasn't ... so one would have to shout really, really loud.
Digressing, the particular slime that was worth anything at all would be blue in colour and producing the very strange effect of glowing very softly.
Of course, this magical goop is only worth about five coin, but still, it makes a very good alchemical ingredient.
You may (appropriate skills). Afterward, this turn is over. Make your next event roll!
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thyPOPE generated a random number between
1 and 10 ...
2!
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:49 pm
Magical goop! Lagat grinned, pocketing it and hefting the sword once more (she didn't need to clean it what are you talking about spies are awesome like that!). Now she could explore this...under-trapdoor place. See?
There was bound to be interesting things here, at least.
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