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 Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:38 pm
I'll start then you guys.
Your momma is so stupid because she stole free bread.
The best your momma joke will get 10k.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:40 pm
Your Momma Posted in the wrong Forum. ;]
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:42 pm
Yo mama so stupid she doesn't know that you're on the internet right now, making a thread so that people will openly mock her.
Yo mama so stupid when people tell you 'yo mama' jokes, she is honored to be the topic of your conversation.
I'm so original.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:42 pm
x-raiin dance Your Momma Posted in the wrong Forum. ;] SRRY
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:01 pm
Yo Momma's so fat her doctor said that she was at serious risk of heart disease.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:24 am
Your Mothers so fat I ate her.
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ArrogantlySpiffy Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:19 am
x-raiin dance Your Momma Posted in the wrong Forum. ;]
You're mamma's so nasty, they had to pour salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh. ;]
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:32 pm
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 2nd grade! xd
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:28 pm
yo mama so stupide she climbed oer a glass wall to see what was on the other side
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:53 am
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry!
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:20 pm
Your Mamma is so fat, when she went on an elevator and pressed up, she went down.
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:15 pm
Your moma is so ugly she almost is as ugly as you!
>D PWNED!
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This be Smilly Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:36 am
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I'm only doing this 'cause I'm bored;
Your momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car then went to call 911 but forgot the number. -I think it had a 5 in it-
Your momma's so broke when you asked her for a dog she taped of hair to a rock and said here ya go. -woof woof b***h-
your momma talks so much you could rent her out as a motor boat. -broom broooooom brrrrrroooooooooommmmmm-
Your momma's so stupid when she had you she smacked the doctor for looking under her gown. -PERVERT!!-
Your momma's so ugly when she goes fishing all she does is jump in the water and all the fish jump out. -AAAAHHHHHH my eyes my eyes-
Your momma's so ugly when she goes to swim the water runs away. -hey where're ya going!!-
Your momma's so ugly when she stands on railroad tracks the trains derail just to get away. -RUN AWAY, IT'S THE UGLY TRAIN-
Your momma's so stupid she threw a pin at you....-BOOM- well at least now you know where the grenade was. -that'sa spicy meataballa-
Your momma's so ugly when you were born you smacked the doctor and told him to put you back. -at least it's too dark to see in there-
Your momma's so hairy when she went camping someone shot her thinking she was big foot. -sorry lady, it's just....well your so hairy-
Your momma's so hairy Rapunzel asked to borrow some to make a rope. -thanks....why's it smell like s**t??-
Your momma's so stupid when you asked her for a baby brother she called pizza-hut to see how much one cost. -yes hi do you deliver-
Ok I'm done.
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