My words of wisdom(bored to the max)

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My words of wisdom are:

.Muffins=greartness

.If u drop kick some one in the knuckles they will poop all over the people in the wheel chairs

.If u find that u can talk to light bulbs get help now!!

.If u bite a llama's face off it will die

.If your mind is shy of any thoughts don't worry tis just a side effect of loosing your mind like I have

.If u ever see santa in your house get the hell out

.If u find yourself in an endless pit stop diggin

.Is it right to kill people who kill people just to show that killing people is wrong?

.If u eat a bucket of eggs u will realize u have just eaten a bucket of eggs

.If there's a monkey in your backyard that throw's spoon's at u get a new house

.If u ever see a monkey run away or I asure that u will end up in a shoot out with 16 cops,have 23 bullets laid in your stomach and have 2 broken legs from a daring building dive

.when there's a starbucks across the street from another starbucks u know it's teh end of the world

.If ice weasel's naw on ur brain u are insane hey I just rymed....

.I wish I could ryme all the time.

More words of wisdom soon. rofl