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 Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:00 pm
"One day, there was a little girl. This little girl was tired of her peers forgetting to capitalize the beginning of sentences, or mixing up their subjects and direct objects, or screwing up their homonyms. This little girl decided that she would do something about this. That little girl was me - Sergeant S. Comma, professional Grammar Nazi.
"You don't have to like me, but I'm necessary in this s**t hole of bad grammar and typos. I'm like the flu vaccine - you may not like the shot, but it's better than getting the flu, now isn't it?"
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:02 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:05 pm
Did you expect anything less, Emma?
I do feel like quite the p***k for even having a character like this. >>;
"You did excellently, ma'am. I look forward to facing you again."
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:07 pm
((Don't. It's necessary.))
-curtsies- Thank you.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:22 pm
Without a doubt, this has got to be your most terrifying character ever. Move over, Suzy. Its Sergeant Comma who is to be feared. eek
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:26 pm
Oh, Bonnie, she's not that scary. Really.
Just so long as you continue to remember where to put that apostrophe, anyhow. Nor are any of you to ever end a sentence with a preposition - there's a special circle of hell for those who ignore this warning.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:37 pm
Spent my days with a woman unkind,
Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start,
Going to california with an aching in my heart.
gonk I fear for my life.Someone told me theres a girl out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane,
Never let them tell you that theyre all the same.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:31 pm
Grammar Nazis make me happy. I almost want to start diagramming sentences all over again.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:34 pm
Yay. :'D
I'm just terrified that I'm gong to make some dumb mistake as her and turn out looking like a hypocrite. Just watch, one time I'm going to go out and call her a 'Grammer Nazi' or something equally ridiculous and humiliating.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:36 pm
Spent my days with a woman unkind,
Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start,
Going to california with an aching in my heart.
;w; But you wouldn't be a hypocrite.
You're not a spelling Nazi.Someone told me theres a girl out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane,
Never let them tell you that theyre all the same.
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:09 am
Sergent Comma does not compare to a friend of mine from a long time ago. The fact it--my explaination will explain this neuterism--spends more time scrutinizing grammatical points will be a reason Drathi will not think it has much in ways of life. This places Comma up there with Alnette, Romulus, Remus, and Cort as people he won't even understand. xD
As I said, Sergent Comma's not a true grammar Nazi; it does not make you lose all will to write and feel like a total failure when you do badly. ^_^
XD And no, you're not a p***k for it. Just use this character sparingly. Nobody likes having their errors pointed out every single post. Besides, I prefer my grammar gorillas... they do much more damage.
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:43 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:50 am
Snowy Zombie Oh, Bonnie, she's not that scary. Really.
Just so long as you continue to remember where to put that apostrophe, anyhow. Nor are any of you to ever end a sentence with a preposition - there's a special circle of hell for those who ignore this warning. -whimpers- Thats what I'm afraid of. Wait a minute. Oh crap!
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:30 am
This is gonna be a run on sentence that I hope pisses you off to no degree and I refuse to use commas or anything of that sort hahahaha oh my god this sentence is still going when will I ever stop who knows because it is a run one sentence that just keeps going and going and going and going and going...
And today, Completely Uncensored created Sergeant Comma's arch nemesis.
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:51 am
Completely Uncensored This is gonna be a run on sentence that I hope pisses you off to no degree and I refuse to use commas or anything of that sort hahahaha oh my god this sentence is still going when will I ever stop who knows because it is a run one sentence that just keeps going and going and going and going and going...
And today, Completely Uncensored created Sergeant Comma's arch nemesis. Ah, ********. You beat me to it. rofl
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