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 Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:37 pm
This blog may contain material innapropriate to minours.
Please only continue if you are the legal age of consent within your country.
Will you continue?
【 Yes 】 【 No 】
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:38 pm
Materials that this blog may contain are, but are not limited to:
►Swearing
►Improperly used slang
►Drunken rantings
►Plans to irrevocably alter the map of America
►Other things not yet mentioned
And for your convience, it also comes in two languages:
not
【English】 【Spanglish】
Now that you have chosen, you are ready to continue on.
Enjoy.
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:40 pm
Entry Number OneMood: Eh?
Listening to: TLK2 -- My lullaby
Watching: Pan's Labyrnth... again.
Eating: .... Nothing, now.
Drinking: Coke
Doing: This?
Other: Eh? First things first: The next person to stick a flag in Hartford that isn't my flag, is going to get the barrel of a hunting rifle shoved so far up their a**, Pangea will feel it. You got that? Second thing, the other day mum, England sent me some batter to make Fish 'n Chips. While my postal carrier is a dolt, and I'm surprised he can actually find my house, lodged away as it is... Well, anyway, he left the package out in the snow, and I honestly thought it was going to be ruined. But it wasn't. So... I had a pretty nice dinner the other night. ....And now really want to go fishing. Oh well, looks like spring will be here soon enough. Better enjoy the last dredges of winter, before it ends again. Let's go sledding, eh? -CT
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:35 pm
glad it turned out okay. long trip for batter to travel. haha
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Arthur Kirkland The Great
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:13 am
So am I, so am I.
It... really is, now that I think about it. Move your house closer, 'kay? then jet lag won't be so freaking bad, y'know.
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:06 am
You would not have to worry about the flags if you would just change your flag permanently, da?
And be careful with England's food. You might get food poisoning, da?
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:23 am
. . .
I'm not changing my flag. And that is that. Especially not to yours.
If that's the case, I think you should have some. A heaping plate. Enjoy your stomach cramps. ...Or, whatever comes with food poisoning.
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:26 am
But you will~
Ahaha, nyet. I do not think I will have any of that "food".
You can, though. Maybe you will go get so sick you will die?
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:43 am
Keep dreaming your silly little dream. It ain't happenin'.
Oh, but I really must insist.
No, I already ate. Maybe you should come to my house. I'll make you somethin' good. And I won't skimp on the arsenic, either.
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:00 pm
It will, dear comrade. It will.
Oh, but I must decline, da.
I am sure you could eat more. Oh, how thoughtful of you. Maybe I will just give that food to America, da?
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:05 pm
Not your comrade.
Oh, that's such a shame. I guess we'll just have to force-feed you, then.
Yeah. Maybe later, though. Ain't that hungry.
I doubt it would do anything. I swear his stomach's a steel-reinforced black hole.
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:10 pm
Da, you are.
Nyet, nyet. That will not be necessary.
It would still get rid of that "food" of yours, da.
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:13 pm
. . .
Arguing with you is pointless.
I still say no, though.
I'm afraid I must insist. You see, we shove this here tube down your throat, and in goes the poison food. It's really quite convenient.
Then I'll just have to make more. Maybe even tamper with that drink you like so much...
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:17 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:20 pm
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