Rules:
In your post:
1.) Roll a d20. Just one per post.
2.) Include the name something healthy in your post. Use an appropriate color if you'd like. This is so I can reference your post, and if you don't, you can't win.
Example #1
Carrot!
Example #2
Running!
3.) If you get a CRITICAL HIT (that is, a twenty), I will roll damage (AKA 3d20). Then, I will give you that amount of gold with your healthy thing as the subject of the trade.
4.) If I forget you for more than 72 hours, PM me. I'll get there. Honest.
5.) Subject to change without warning.
6.) If you win more than three times in any given day, I get to hit you with a stick, because you're too lucky.
7.) Hey, is that a demonic duck of some sort?
8.) Well, what are you waiting for? Shoo!
