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[IttyBittyBlizzard]

A blond woman in a shiny red sports car gets pulled over by another blond, who is a cop. The cop asks for her license.
"What's that again?", she asked.
"A square shiny thing that has your face on it."
After thinking for a moment, she reached into her purse and pulled out her mirror. The cop took it and said,
"Oh, I'm sorry ma'am. I didn't realize you were a cop."  

[IttyBittyBlizzard]

A Blond walks into Sears and was thrown on.
"Sorry, we don't serve Blonds here" said the clerk.
So the Blond went and bought a brown wig. She returned to the store after putting it on.
"Sir, I'd like to buy this mini-fridge."
"Aren't you the Blond I threw out earlier?"
"How did you know?"
"Because that's not a mini-fridge, it's a microwave."  

[IttyBittyBlizzard]

A guy walks into a bar and sits down at the counter. Calmly, he sets a small piano on the counter, then pulls out a tiny man from his back pack, who then begins to play the piano. An other man walks in, and he's filthy rich. Money's absolutely pouring out of his pockets.
"I'll buy a round for the house", he says.
"Why the generosity sir?", asked the bar tender.
"Haven't you heard? There's a genie in the alleyway!"
The man sitting at the bar looks up.
"Yeah, you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"