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PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:56 pm


Mrs. Donovan was walking down

O'Connell Streetï in Dublin when

she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin'

to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan

and didn't I marry ye and yer

hoosband two years ago?'

She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'

The Father asked, 'And be there

any wee little ones yet?'

She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'

The Father said, 'Well now,

I'm going to Rome next week

and I'll light a candle for ye

and yer hoosband.'

She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.'

They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again.

The Father asked, 'Well now,

Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'

She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'

The Father asked, 'And tell me ,

have ye any wee ones yet?'

She replied, 'Oh yes, Father!

Two sets of twins and six singles,

ten in all!'

The Father said, 'That's wonderful!

How is yer loving hoosband doing?'

She replied, 'E's gone to Rome

to blow out yer fookin' candle.'
PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:47 am


I smiled.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:55 am


yay
PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:14 am


Aha very funny.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:50 pm


whee
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