Contest and how to Win
Prize

Ok so this is a contest of humor, you must answer one of the prompts and the best entry overall wins.
Prompt 1:
Me and my boyfriend (art murder) listen to a band called Coheed and Cambria and they tell a science fiction story (called the Amory wars) through there music. In one of there songs Hearshot kid disaster there is a line "I need Mayo I won't fail you now" about a character named Mayo Deftinwolf, your challenge is to tell me why you need Mayo and why he won't fail you. You can post a picture and explain why you need him or you can just explain it or if your really desperate post a video of yourself explaining it.
Prompt 2: I'm not going to explain this inside joke between me and my boyfriend but basically post a picture of something being squished.
Form Prompt one
[color=blue][size=18]I need Mayo because... (enter response here) [/size][/color]
Form Prompt two
[size=18][color=black]SQUUUEEEESH[/color][/size]