Important!

[Neon Jackal]

I am declaring myself king of this forum!
I do not know if I need to take a Queen but feel free to volunteer. Even though nobody is probably going to see this.  

[jivemule1]

AWWW!
Would you like a poem?
In the form of a letter?

Dear NJ,
Do you mind if I call you NJ?
Oh cool. Great.
Today was very cold.
Windy.
Not unpleasent.
But very cloudy.
With a slight chance of rain.
I once thought about being a weather man.
Realised I am neither a man, nor weather.
And it was a startling realisation.
And here I was...
Thinking I was both for a considerable amount of time.
But I digress.
What's for lunch?

Sincerely, Big As Jive in the Sky.