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Friends, Romans ,countrymen, well I'm not sure why I said friends and romans cause romans didn't have anything to do with this and I don't think he had any friends since he betrayed everyone at the end of the series. Anyway enough rambling, I have come here to bury Lelouch not praise him cause there was much to praise. I can say this about him, he was like Oprah if she had the technology to give out free mechs and ya know they both kind of lie to everyone the only real difference is that Lelouch got stabbed and died, which can never happen to Oprah cause she's an immortal monster and/or satan. Lelouch was always wearing those damn contacts, do you know how many eye infections he got from them, he should have wore the damn glasses I made for him, but no it would make him look like a "nerd" at school, but if he did that Euphie would still be alive and instead of betrying everyone he could have stayed with Kallen (Karren for those that like the Japanese version better) and gotten laid, instead he goes off with Suzaku and...well I guess he still does get laid. Anyway that is what I would say at Lelouch's funeral.

(This was for LOLs and I hope you all get a kick out of it)

That's so classy there, Brock..