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New moon [yes i actually saw it]

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:24 pm




Where to begin...

Okay first off... I watched this one because the first one was good for a few laughs... This one was nothing but silence... All the way through...

The acting.. Was awful... Worse than you would even expect..

The story line? Surprisingly... Just as bad or worse then the acting...

The visuals were cheesy, the writing was corny, the character development was as bad as the first..

Kristen Stewart truly is a talentless AWFUL actress.. Bafflingly so..

I can't say enough about how terrible this movie was...

I give it a:

0/10 fluffy clouds.

Please do yourself a favor and never watch this movie.


PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:28 pm


Never seen it. BUT TAYLOOOOOR

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:33 pm


Craptacular Poptarts
Never seen it. BUT TAYLOOOOOR






Yes... I forgot to mention that Taylor is unbelievably sexy...

But that makes me a *****... 17 year olds aren't supposed to be that buff! gonk

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:46 am


He's almost legal though C:

...Right.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:50 pm


Craptacular Poptarts
He's almost legal though C:

...Right.



Yeah but i couldn't date an 18 year old either.
i'm turning 22 in August. Maybe an 18 year old that was about to turn 19 or something.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:29 pm


Kristen stewart makes me raaaaage.
I've seen better actors then her in my sisters school plays. She's eight.


Do you remember the scene where she sat in front of the window for like 5,000 months straight in the same clothes? That's where I walked out. I seriously couldn't bear it anymore.
(My friend wanted to go so we could over criticize the whole thing, it ended up being to much to take.) How was the ending? Was is as fluffy as the beginning of that piece of s**t?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:53 am


0wlss
Kristen stewart makes me raaaaage.
I've seen better actors then her in my sisters school plays. She's eight.


Do you remember the scene where she sat in front of the window for like 5,000 months straight in the same clothes? That's where I walked out. I seriously couldn't bear it anymore.
(My friend wanted to go so we could over criticize the whole thing, it ended up being to much to take.) How was the ending? Was is as fluffy as the beginning of that piece of s**t?







Yes.....

Just as retarded the whole way through..



Dakota Fanning was awesome though.. But only had like 3 lines at most.

I thoroughly enjoyed watching her torture edward. (again.. only several seconds.. but any second where robert pattinson is getting tortured is a fantastic second.)

i couldn't believe how pathetic Bella was.. XD And you never really understood it.. The character development was so bad you didn't really get why she was so upset...

Ugh.. Awful awful movie.. can't believe i sat through the whole two hours...



PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:59 pm


I actually enjoy the books/shot

But the movies sadden me. How could they even make New Moon into a movie anyway?

Series of events:

Break up
EMO
EMO
EMO
EMO
DANGER+WOLVES
Fun-Bikes
Fun-Hiking
Emo
Emo
Suspense and saving the f**
Finale/marriage proposal

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:04 pm


mr cloudies best friend
0wlss
Kristen stewart makes me raaaaage.
I've seen better actors then her in my sisters school plays. She's eight.


Do you remember the scene where she sat in front of the window for like 5,000 months straight in the same clothes? That's where I walked out. I seriously couldn't bear it anymore.
(My friend wanted to go so we could over criticize the whole thing, it ended up being to much to take.) How was the ending? Was is as fluffy as the beginning of that piece of s**t?







Yes.....

Just as retarded the whole way through..



Dakota Fanning was awesome though.. But only had like 3 lines at most.

I thoroughly enjoyed watching her torture edward. (again.. only several seconds.. but any second where robert pattinson is getting tortured is a fantastic second.)

i couldn't believe how pathetic Bella was.. XD And you never really understood it.. The character development was so bad you didn't really get why she was so upset...

Ugh.. Awful awful movie.. can't believe i sat through the whole two hours...






Thanks.

Sadly enough that 10ish sentence long recap was probably better then the movie in its whole. (not that I didn't like it, it's just sad when 10 sentences are better then a movie.)

The weekend after I saw twilight I was having a Harry Potter movie marathon with my friend. I re-winded the part where cedric gets killed like five times, envisioning it as edward. You should try it sometime, now that twilight has ruined most of the goblet of fire. Just a bit of mental revenge.


Oh, and a comment on Jacob black. Remus Lupin's character a waaaaaaaay better werewolf then he'll ever be. And his character actually has depth, and doesn't revolve around whiny, horribly portrayed, teenage obsessive love that every other character has in that ******** bull s**t saga.


Sorry for the rantish type thing.
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