So, sometime early this weekend some guy smeared s**t on a bathroom wall (each floor shares kitchen and bathroom units, because such is life in da 'hood), probably after ripping a soap dispenser out of the wall by the sink. Then, this afternoon as I was heading to lunch and to get on the PSU campus lab computers I noticed what looked like fingertrails of s**t smeared all over the front of our building.
Damn! I'm totally not shaking hands with any strangers in downtown Portland!
PS: The below image links to a video that references the third choice in the poll.
