So... Went and saw the movie..
Where to begin...
Well we start off with a casket in the ocean that has a dead lady in it, and an alive baby... The baby for some reason stayed alive in the casket.. And even though it hadn't leaked and the casket still had air.. It started at the bottom floor and rose up to a mans fishing vessel.. What was it doing under water? If it sank it would have filled with water thus drowning the baby.. So you start the movie off with a rather confused little question mark..
The movie went downhill from there...
First off there was the gods, good performances really.. But they had Ralph Fiennes [hades] act, and sound EXACTLY the same as Voldemort.. (who Fiennes also played) And Liam Nieson sound and act just like the Lion from narnia..
The lead actor (who i liked in avatar) Did a terrible job... Not delivering ANY decent lines.. The woman's acting would have been laughable if it wasn't so pathetic.. The Medusa scene was unoriginal.. And frankly quite dull, its like the whole movie was building for it and then.. Oop, Medusa is dead.. They get to the city just in time for the sea monster to show up, causes some lame damage.. He shows it the head "URK" dead.. Gone no fight at all...
Hades shows up in his cool shadowy winged form.. Goes like "you can't defeat MEEE!"
"Oh hell no betch i can so defeat you!"
-throws s**t-
"OHH NOEZ YOU CAN BEAT ME!-
-gets flung back into the underworld-
Zeus:
"Hey man.. Sorry i was a retard and got duped into killing half of humanity.."
lead guy
"Its okay you gave me a women to bone"
Zeus:
"Awright playah, sure you don't wanna head back to mah cribz and kick it up all god like?"
Lead:
"Nah i'm going to live here and be a poor fisherman living in his own filth and feces and poverty, yet for some reason i'll have a hot and super clean wife that you resurrected for me.."
THE MOVE WAS RETARDED!
ALL THE WAY THROUGH! THE ******** FIGHT SCENES NEVER LASTED FOR MORE THEN A FEW MINUTES! IT WAS MOSTLY CHEESY OVERLY DRAMATIC POORLY WRITTEN DIALOGUE WHILE THEIR GOING THROUGH A NEVER ENDING DESERT, AND HE COMPLAINS HOW HE DOESN'T WANNA END UP LIKE THE GODS BECAUSE HIS WORTHLESS FISHERMAN PARENTS THAT YOU HATED WERE KILLED IN THE BEGINNING BY STUPID p***y WINGED THINGS THAT HADES COULD TURN INTO FOR SOME UNGODFORSAKEN RETARDED REASON AND WAS THE ONLY TIME HE EVER DID ANY FIGHTING EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ALL BAD a** AND s**t HE TURNED INTO THESE PANSY a** DEMON THINGS THAT COULDN'T EVEN PLAY KEEP AWAY FROM THE LEAD ACTOR! GOOD GOD!
this movie gets a 1 fluffy s**t cloud.
There you go movie.. You took my $12 and gave me s**t in return.. A big poorly written and acted piece of steaming s**t...
Oh and the 3D sucked too, seemed like an afterthought or something.. I dunno what the deal with it was,, but it sucked..
