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 Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:56 am
Ok People Why don't have a good laughter here or brainstorm together. Heheheh xd
And if the riddle is to hard ask for a clue xD Hehehe xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:57 am
There was a man who really got drunk in a bar & decided 2 go home 2 O'clock in d morning.
He stood up from his chair and fell down on d grond."s**t" he thought,im more wasted than i thought.
He struggled & crouch back on his chair and then ordered 2 cup of string coffee.
He tried 2 stand up and went down again. He got on his chair & ordered soar food now with alot of mustard.
Hoping 2 get rid of the wasted situation hes in & again tried 2 stand up but 2 bad he fell again.
The man decided crouch home. After a long struggle d man reach his home by pulling with his arms on d
steps on d ground. & with alot of effort he got d door open.He crouch up stairs, change his clothes & went
in bed beside his wife. D next morning he wakes up.Not long after his wife comes in & said:
"you were pretty wasted last night, weren't u?" & he said:"wat do u mean?"
& then she said:"d bartender just called & said that ur wheelchair is still in d bar"
HEhehehehehahahaha rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:15 am
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:23 am
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
What or who is it? xD hehehee
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:31 am
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and
fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
''Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.''
Watson replies, ''I see millions of stars.''
what does that tell you?''
Watson ponders for a minute. ''Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there
are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it
tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we
are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What does it tell you?''
Holmes is silent for a moment, and then speaks. ''Watson, you idiot, someone
has stolen our tent.''
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