1: I am not allowed to beg the Doctor to buy me a pet cat.
-Unless I'm with a Doctor other than Ten.
2: The coat rack is NOT the ideal receptacle for my chewing gum.
-Not even if I intend to chew it again later.
--I have been warned about this enough times, and should really know better by now.
3: I will not make lewd comments about Homo Erotic subtext whenever the Doctor and the Master are battling it out.
-I will also not call these battles "lovers' tiffs".
4: I will not ask the Doctor if he has a relative called Riff Raff from the planet of Transsexual.
5: Traveling to parallel universes is quite dangerous these days, so it's a bad idea to ask to go to the Potterverse.
-Or Jossverse.
--Or View Askewniverse.
---Though, that last one could possibly be accomplished with the right amount of mind-altering substances...
----Which are not allowed on the TARDIS anyway.... Damnit. stare
6: I am not allowed to suggest that the Doctor build a kennel in which to put the Daleks.
-Even if it would be a better idea than letting them escape.
7: Putting whipped cream in the Doctor's shoes while he was sleeping was only funny the first time.
-Mickey's shoes, on the other hand, are fair game.
8: The TARDIS data banks do not need to be cluttered up with Doctor Who episodes, as she already knows about all that.
-Besides, the Doctor's porn takes up enough space as it is.
--On that note, I am never to watch said porn under any circumstances.
9: I am not allowed to "adjust" the TARDIS' gravity settings.
-Especially not when the Doctor is in the bath.
10: Traumatizing Donna with naked pictures of the Doctor is just plain cruel.
-Giving them to Jack as a gift is also frowned upon.
--I must remember the mess it made the first time.
11: Asking a Dalek to help me unclog my toilet with his 'plunger' is not advised.
--- Grabbing the 'plunger' and trying to stick it in said toilet is even less advised. -Nic Coay
12: I am not allowed to put even tiny holes in the TARDIS console. -
Doctor 4 - Tom Baker
-Jack's attracted to it enough as it is.
13: Good hair gel is expensive. Therefore, I am forbidden to use Ten’s to glue on false nails.
-No matter how good a job it does.
14. No inviting Daleks, Cybermen, or Jack to The Doctors birthday party
(in the TARDIS,because they'll like take over the universe, while Jack just messes with it ) ( :3 can we post up random ones?)
15. NEVER! let Jack in the TARDIS while The Doctor is napping.
16. Don't give The Doctor a pear. Just, don't.
(if you give it to him in the tardis, he'll go bonkers.)
17. No destroying the universe while The Doctor is gone.
(that specifically means NO USING THE TARDIS WITHOUT THE DOCTOR!)-14-17 - siremomeplz
-However this does not apply to K-9, Romana, or Adric.
18: I will remember to put a GPS tracker on the Doctor.
--- I will also remember to not get caught doing this.
19: I will not eat the Doctor's choice of clothing accessory.
--- No matter how good celery might be. -18/19 Nic Coay
20: I will not press for details on the Doctor's relationship with the Master. - Slime and Snails
21: I will not, kill the Doctor and while he regenerates, use him as a light.
(though on certain occasions i might break this rule) - siremomeplz
22: I am not allowed to put any of the Doctor's possessions on eBay, nor any spare TARDIS parts.
-Even though I KNOW many people would pay a fortune for his old scarf, hat, and/or cricket stuff.
--Same goes for his recorder, which may or may not still have saliva on it.
---The Doctor already told me I couldn't, so there's no use arguing.
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23: No snogging other companions just to scare/traumatize the Doctor. -thelastjedi911 <
24: I must not criticize the Doctor's fashion sense.
--Or lack thereof. - Romana II
25: I must not attempt to manipulate history for my own benefit.
It either won't work anyway, or if it does, I'll nearly destroy the world in the process. Or I'll get caught and stuck with a door in my forehead. - Runa Whynd
26: I, as the Doctor's companion, will do as the Doctor says.
-Unless, I deem otherwise.
--Which is almost all the time.-RoseTyler05
27: Never mention putting creatures in cages.
-especially around Ten. -tardistraveler
Edit: The first list is more for companions, but as Slime and Snails has made a (very amusing) rule for the Doctor, I'm going to do a separate list for things he's not allowed to do in the TARDIS. Now color coded for your convenience.
1: Not allowed to wander off in the Tardis when companions don't know where to find me.
2: If I find that I have somehow been lo-jacked by one or more of my companions, I should not shout at them or kick them out of the TARDIS.
3: Next time I see Davros or the Master, I should kill them, not save them. -Nic Coay
4: I realy should refrain from getting into pissing contests over whose space/time vehicle is better. The TARDIS will always win, so it really doesn't matter.
-Also, this equates to human males comparing p***s size, which I should by now be immune to. ((tiemcocks!)) rofl
