1 plastic spray bottle: $1.50
1 bottle of rubbing alcohol: $1.50
2 red sharpies: $3.00
1 styrofoam wig head: $4.00
1 plastic comb: $.08
1 old wooden broom handle: scavenged free from the garage
Getting the obnoxious next-door neighbors to bring their stupid, gigantic, perpetually barking dog inside very quickly: priceless.
Some things in life you can't buy. For everything else, there's costuming.
