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 Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:17 pm
ok here is mine Big boy went to school and heard other students using 'raas'; not knowing what it means he went home and said to his mother, "mama wat raas mean?"
His mother replied "is di ting whey yuh fada heng im hat pan."
The next day Big boy heard the word 'fuucckkin' being used. He went home and asked his father this time what it means. His father replied, "Dat a jus when u a put on clothes fi go somewhere."
Big Boy heard yet another word, 'bumbo', so he went home and asked his parents what it means and was told that 'bumbo' is a walking stick.
It was now Sunday and pastor stopped by to give Big Boy and his parents a lift to church. When pastor saw that only Big Boy was ready to go he asked, "Where are your parents boy?"
Big Boy replied, "Them upstairs fuucckkin so come een an put yuh hat pan dah raas deh an lean up yuh bumbo right deh suh!"
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:33 pm
Nice, I love big boy stories blaugh . Here's one my boyfriend told me:
One day dis girl madda sen har a market fi go buy a chicken. She run in a big boy who wid a sell a duck so she ask him how much fi di duck.
Big boy seh " If yuh wah di duck it a go cost yuh a ********.". So both of dem go round a some bush and deh deh a ******** girl bring the duck go home and har madda seh, "mi neva tell yuh seh a duck yuh fi get. bring back di duck an get back yuh ********/> So she go back a big boy and tell him seh fi tek back him duck and give har back har ********/> Big boy seh alright and bring har back a di bush. When him dun big boy syart sing"♫ ♪ Mi get 2 ******** an mi get back mi ********. Mi get 2 ******** an mi get back mi duck♫ ♪"
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:01 pm
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