YES!!!!
May I write one,too?I will even if not ;D
Some Obseenly Old Guy: Once upon a blah blah blah-BANG!
Me: The old narriator got shot.I shall now take over.
Once upon a time,This random girl was born.Her parents had no idea whatsoevar to name her,so they were going to name her the first name she said (Unless it was 'Mum' or 'Dad' or something along those lines).Unfourtunatly,(FOR THEM!)their daughter got cursed by some random git' in for a good time,and could only say....
Omigosh!
So,they named her Omigosh,and by the time Omigosh got used to her name,and they couldn't change it,Baby Names.com was invented.I.R.O.N.Y-Oh,sorry got sidetract'd.
So,one day,Prince Bigassegomanwhoishot threw a party,and everyone (female) had to come.Omigosh came,with her best friend...
Fran.
So,they went,and on a whim,Prince Bigassegomanwhoishot fell in love with her.When he wisked her away,they began to talk.Or rather,he began to talk.
"Hello,what is your name?"
"Omigosh."
"What a strange,yet beautiful name" (As you can see,this guy is a dumbass.)
"Omigosh,omigosh."
"My,my.You are a talkitive one." (Once again,DUMBASS.)
"Omigosh!"
"Indeed...LETS GET MARRYED!!!"
"OMIGOSH!"
And so,they got marryed,and to celebrate,they roasted Fran on a stick.But,the same random git from before (Whos name is Git) wanted to annoy the frignuggets out of now Queen Omigosh.
Git:"Why,hello there."
"Omigosh...?"
She was confused,for he had litaraly FLEW up to her window.
Git:"Indeed.Say 'omigosh' if you wish to get kidnapped."
"OMIGOSH,WHUT?"
This was one of the rare occasions when she could also say 'WHUT'.
And so,Git carryed her off and stuck her in a box in the Land of
Narnia Noddd.
"OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!!!!"
And so,King Bigassegomanwhoishot whent to seek his fair maiden (Who was acutaly Fair,Dark,tall,short,fat and skinny.)
As he rode,he ran into Git,who was carrying around Omigosh's box.She was getting rather hungery and thirsty,being locked inside some Hobo-box for 3 months.
"Hello,have you seen a lady around here?"
Git:"Why,its the King!In fact,I saw one that looked like your Queen in that dark castle over there.
"Hurrah!"
A faint 'Omigosh!' was heard.
And so,King Bigassegowhoishot went into the castle,and got shot by a friggin Kuriboh.WHO GETS KILLED BY A FRIGIN KURIBOH?!
And so,Omigosh died in a box,and King Bigassegowhoishot was put,for good measure,into the same box.
Which was throne into a pit in the ground.
Nobody knows why.
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