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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:44 pm

The Anti-Apathy Guild

Charity - to some a duty, to others a joy.

Table of Contents:

Post 1: General charity information and links to us.
Post 2: Art Gifts
Post 3: Mitchisms
Post 4: Guideline to Charity Application

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Welcome to the only guild not fit for the guild forum! This is a charity, made for giving money to those coherent enough to apply. This may include you if you read these few words on the first post. We really do want to help you on your quest, but if you do not bother to read into our charity past the application form, we don't have the time to read into your application.

Anyone wishing to donate to the charity, please send the donation to Our Lady Silver (the charity mule).
Guess I have to make up another sentence for filler. Oh, the wheel of the hamsters goes round and round...

Staff:
Ghost of Threque [Owner and Proprietor]
Jennjye (Penguin Division)
Apathetic Whore (Oxymoron Division)
PitchBlack2.5 (Black Ice Division)
BiPolar GOD (Masturbation Division)
Sephiroth Locke (Gaming Division)
Umi-Hitomi (Imaginary Division)
plague_bringer (Pestilence Division)
[.Madds.] (Duck Division)
Ersind (Brainsss Division)

Donations made so far: 379,100 gold
People served: 2,601

Meet the Charity Mascots:
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Perry, Terrance, Phillis, Drew, Butch, Pugsley

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BaconSandwich,
the Undead Domo
(he eats the souls of those who flame)

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Dudeman,
Superhero to the Incoherent

Links to Us:

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Anti-Apathy Guild going strong since July 24th, 2004
Original Thread:
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:47 pm

ArtGifts to the Guild:
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:51 pm

The Words

A man walked up to me once in a casino and asked me to move because I was blocking a fire exit. Like if there was a fire, I wouldn't run. If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

A friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said, "No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah."

See, I write jokes for a living, man. I sit in my hotel at night and think of something that's funny and then I go get a pen and write 'em down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It is very dangerous to wave to people you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got ********, this thing is useful...I'm gonna go pick something up."

You should never tell someone they have nice dimples, because what if they were shot in the cheek with a B.B. gun?

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see a escalator "Temporarily Out of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs... Sorry for the Convenience ... We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."

I like swiss cheese. It's the only cheese you can draw with a pencil and identify.

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that.

I tried to throw away a yo-yo. It was ******** impossible.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin' and hook up with them later.

I was in downtown Boise, Idaho, and I saw a duck, and I knew the duck was lost, 'cause ducks ain't s'posed to be downtown. There's nothin' for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop, I said, "Let me have a bun." But she wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said that I had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So I said, "Alright, well, put some lettuce on it," which she did. She said, "That'll be $1.75." I said, "It's for a duck." And they said, "All right, well, that is free." See, I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the Steak Fajita Sub - but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!"

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1968-2005

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:52 pm

How to Apply to Charities in General:

On the first page of most charities, there will be a form you can fill out. Fill in the necessary information and post it, but be sure to read through all of the front page of the charity. A lot of them will slip in a requirement to put with the application.

For example: "Put the word 'cheesecake' for your Favorite Food."

So you would put Cheesecake is your favorite food in the application to show the owners of the thread that you cared enough to read their page.

Follow these guidelines for less hassle and more success in the charity forum.

Additionally, anyone found placing "cheesecake" in the application form will be subject to getting poked.

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