iGoldilocks
youjustlostthegamethegamethegame- - - - - - -
I am iGoldilocks.
I like playing the piano and composing music.
Other hobbies of mine include lurking, stalking, breathing, sleeping, and third-wheeling.
You just lost the Game.
I am the ruler of this filthy hole,
and I wield a bannahamma like your stepfather wields his bottle of Jack Daniels.
(not really -- it just sounded like a cool analogy)
IRL, I reside outside your window.
Watching you sleep.
While shining a UV lamp upon my pale features.
Silently sparkling.
b***h.
Stupid Trivia
Contrary to my avvie's appearance, I am not half-cosplaying Chii.
If you highlight the front page and any obviously formatted posts of mine,
you will find a surprise in the spaces.
I have an unhealthy obsession with Logan Lerman.
My favorite emote is 3nodding
I align myself with no political party.
I suck at writing profile-type things (like this file).
I have a deviantart (like everybody on the intarwebz).
I get bothered when people use the pronoun "I" too much, but see number 4 plox.
1 4|v| }1(_)3n7 1n 1337.
Comments in my sig box make me smile.
Not really.
But they're appreciated.
3nodding 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding
youjustlostthegamethegamethegame- - - - - - -
I am iGoldilocks.
I like playing the piano and composing music.
Other hobbies of mine include lurking, stalking, breathing, sleeping, and third-wheeling.
You just lost the Game.
I am the ruler of this filthy hole,
and I wield a bannahamma like your stepfather wields his bottle of Jack Daniels.
(not really -- it just sounded like a cool analogy)
IRL, I reside outside your window.
Watching you sleep.
While shining a UV lamp upon my pale features.
Silently sparkling.
b***h.
Stupid Trivia
Contrary to my avvie's appearance, I am not half-cosplaying Chii.
If you highlight the front page and any obviously formatted posts of mine,
you will find a surprise in the spaces.
I have an unhealthy obsession with Logan Lerman.
My favorite emote is 3nodding
I align myself with no political party.
I suck at writing profile-type things (like this file).
I have a deviantart (like everybody on the intarwebz).
I get bothered when people use the pronoun "I" too much, but see number 4 plox.
1 4|v| }1(_)3n7 1n 1337.
Comments in my sig box make me smile.
Not really.
But they're appreciated.
3nodding 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding
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