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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 2:13 am
The instructions are simple: Outwit all opposition to see who can come up with the most hilariously, ridiculously bad pun...EVAR!
Rules:
- Must be a pun (Duh..) - Must be a pun most people understand - No double posting please - ENJOY the horribleness!
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 2:13 am
Don't like seafood? They also serve GROUND beef!
(Bonus points if you know the reference..)
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 7:03 am
I would play this if I were any good at puns xD
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:06 pm
Aww..
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 7:20 am
A horse walks up to a man and he asks it, "Would you like a glass of water?"
and the horse said "Neigh"
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 7:23 am
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?'
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:40 am
Psy Angelos A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?' Kay...I don't get that one :0 How does a television detective sneeze? A-clue! A-clue!
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:48 am
Supinelu Psy Angelos A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?' Kay...I don't get that one :0 How does a television detective sneeze? A-clue! A-clue! Tender as in soft. The termite is asking if the wood in the bar soft.
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 12:41 pm
tender like a steak =D lol
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 12:42 pm
This game is cruel and unusual punishment.
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 12:43 pm
as dictated by the bill of rights?
Well I'd like to claim my rights =o
I have the right to bear arms, therefore I'm going to get me some bear arms.
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 12:46 pm
I bear bare bear arms all the time.
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 12:48 pm
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 7:19 pm
Sadistyk Soul Supinelu Psy Angelos A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?' Kay...I don't get that one :0 How does a television detective sneeze? A-clue! A-clue! Tender as in soft. The termite is asking if the wood in the bar soft.
Ooooh. Okay :3 Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 9:32 pm
I like bananas because they have appeal. ...erg, I'm better at it in conversation.
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