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 Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 10:53 pm
I want to Laugh Give me a joke--show me an icon or a gif Anything that makes me LAUGH you win!! (can post up to 2 times ) Everything's Open ^^ 
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 7:17 pm
I honestly don't remember where I got this from, it might've been somebody in the guild, but I thought I should post it here. :]
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 7:37 pm
Here's something that made me laugh xD (my mom sent it to me in an E-mail, and sorry if it's kinda crude)
What Kids Know About the Ocean
> 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
> (Kelly, age 6)
> 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
> 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island . If you don't
> have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne , age 7)
> 4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
> Richardson . She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)
> 5) - A dolphin breaths through an a*****e on the top of its head.
> (Billy, age 8 )
> 6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and
> pots and comes back with crabs.( Millie, age 6)
> 7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross
> the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would
> whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been
> better off eating beans. (William, age 7)
> 8 ) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful
> and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get
> pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
> 9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is
> always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has
> just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)
> 10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels
> can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where
> I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age
> 7)
> 11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it
> makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)
> 12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers
> can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky,
> age 8 )
> 13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she
> was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water
> fired right up her big fat a**. (Julie, age 7)
> 14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't
> drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)
> 15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the
> ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married
> my mom. (James, age 7)
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:58 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:56 am
 Random. Don't ask.
Just felt like posting it. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:41 am
Who doesn't like canned Kitty? 
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:47 am
This is what happens when the Empire runs out of cash! 
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:20 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:24 pm
you know.. unicorns can have some fun too c:
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:34 pm
Im not good at Jokes but here I go! The most popular guy asks the 3 most popular girls at school to go out,they look him up and down and say yes. Then the next day the boy asks the 3 most neirdiest girls in school to go out,they look him up and down and they all say no. That day he asked why they said no..."well,your cool and all but... your fly is down"
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:35 pm
They call me many things; Murderer.
Tagliagole. Thief. But you may call me La Volpe.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:45 pm
Love only me and hate everyone else.
As proof you'll give me your beautiful heart, won't you?
omfg. I love that pic of Arthur and his unicorn! XD
Come, dance into my arms and give me your heart!
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:49 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:52 pm
Love only me and hate everyone else.
As proof you'll give me your beautiful heart, won't you?
That is so awesome. xD
Come, dance into my arms and give me your heart!
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:52 am
I LaVolpe I They call me many things; Murderer.
Tagliagole. Thief. But you may call me La Volpe. The Mental Health Hotline was HILARIOUS blaugh X3
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